#152: Terrence Howard Solves Three-Body Problem? + Trump Admin Suffers Dumbest Leak Ever + Sam's Dad = Autism Pioneer

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

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🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 155 minutes

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Summary

Terrence Howard says he solved the three-body problem, so why does nobody seem to care? Also this week, the Trump administration suffers perhaps the dumbest leak ever after a journalist was looped in on a group thread about attacks in Yemen (before the bombs fell). We discuss that, whether Biden's pardons will be recognized, Sam's dad's pioneer status in the realm of autism, Hawk Tuah's apology, why Snow White is flopping at the box office, the return of Sam Tripoli's Traffic Court, and so much more.

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0:00.0	Look! Next door are having something done.
0:03.0	That lap panel fencing is gorgeous though.
0:05.0	Wait a minute.
0:06.0	Juice and handy bags!
0:08.0	Said she was in landscaping she did.
0:10.0	Said she had too much on a...
0:12.0	Plate compactor. I'll flatten her, the lion little...
0:16.0	Get to Raleigh Fencing from 24 pound a panel
0:19.0	and tool hired two with plate compactors from just 51 pound a week.
0:23.2	All trade prices XVAT at 20%.
0:25.9	So now you can keep up with the Joneses and the Evanses and the Patels.
0:33.9	Warning.
0:35.2	Broken simulation.
0:36.5	Broken simulation.
0:38.4	With Sam Tripoli.
0:42.5	Oh, snaps.
0:43.2	We're in a welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:47.6	Bang.
0:48.1	In it.
0:49.4	Oh, snap.
0:50.2	That was a big one when I was a kid.
0:51.6	What else did you have like?
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