157: Sam Tripoli = Francis Bacon?! + James Comey Wants Trump 86'd + Kanye Writes Perfect Pop Song

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

SO MUCH HAPPENED THIS WEEK. Is Sam Tripoli actually "Francis Ford Bacon"? Did James Comey call for the 86ing of President Trump? Can the White House manipulate space and time, as they announced this week? Did Kanye West write the best pop melody ever? Is Pope Leo just a dude? Is Trump's relationship with Netanyahu fracturing? Is the Roganverse propping up bad comedy, as Slate alleges? We tackle those vital questions and more on the latest Broken Simulation.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Wake up! The Jones is a redo in their garden! Love that porcelain paven and all that fencing.
0:05.3	I knew it. They'd been with their landscaper to Jusen.
0:07.8	A mini-digger! No wonder she was so smug at Zumba! Right, I want a sunken seating area. She won't have that?
0:14.2	For materials, too high, timber and paving. Don't waste time. Deucon's got the lot. Like Teralis porcelain paving from only 22 pounds per square metre.
0:22.3	Love it.
0:23.1	All trade prices exclude VAT at 20%.
0:25.9	So now you can keep up with the Joneses.
0:28.0	And the Evanses.
0:29.2	And the Bertels.
0:30.5	Wake up! The Joneses are redo in their garden!
0:32.9	Love that porcelain paving and all that fencing.
0:35.7	I knew it.
0:36.3	They've been with their landscaper to Jusen.
0:38.2	A mini-digger! No wonder she was so smug at Zumba. Right, I want a sunken seating area. She won't have that?
0:44.6	For materials, tool hire timber and paving. Don't waste time. Duason's got the lot.
0:49.3	Like Teralis, porcelain paving from only 22 pounds per square meter. Love it. All trade prices exclude VAT at 20%.
0:56.3	So now you can keep up with the Joneses and the Evanses.
0:59.6	And the Bertels.
1:04.2	Warning.
1:05.2	Broken simulation.
1:06.5	Broken simulation.
1:08.5	With Sam Tripoli.
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