159: Elon's Black Eye + Tim Dillon Wrecks Sam Harris + Tim Heidecker = Left Wing Rogan? + Will Trump Pardon Diddy?

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

The guys are back to talk the Glenn Greenwald sex tape psyop, Sam's video game conspiracy, how the R-word is officially back, who the left wing Joe Rogan equivalent might be, Sydney Sweeney's bathwater, the Diddy trial (would Trump pardon him?!), Elon's black eye, and more!

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken Simulation.
0:06.4	Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.2	Welcome, the Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:18.8	We're in it, dude.
0:19.9	You forgot your own gag, huh?
0:21.9	It's not a gag. Johnny, it's tradition long hair. And I was like, oh, damn.
0:38.0	Johnny, what was his name?
0:39.3	It was a guy.
0:40.1	Yeah.
0:40.5	Of course it was.
0:41.2	It was like Beansy or something like that.
0:42.8	That's our followers.
0:44.1	Beansy.
0:44.7	Aggressive gaze.
0:45.6	Jeffrey.
0:46.1	Something like that.
0:46.7	Aggressive gays love broken sim.
0:49.6	Do do, do. So your boy for 90-day fiancé hits me up.
0:56.8	He's like, listen, I've been working really hard.
0:58.1	Can I have eight minutes?
0:58.9	Really?
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