156: More UFO/Pentagon 'Disclosure' + Sam at Tom Segura's Premiere with XG from Tin Foil Hat

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

It's a special edition of Broken Simulation featuring our friend XG from Tin Foil Hat! We discuss more UFO/UAP Pentagon disclosure (a whole secret program), the reveal of a chunky black statue in Times Square, Sam's favorite story ever, rumors of a Kamala/Clinton ticket in 2028, reports that Israel is keeping John Fetterman in office, George Santos going scorched earth on his colleagues, the world champion hide-and-seeker, and so much more!

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken Simulation.
0:06.4	Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.0	Welcome to Xavier Guerrero presents Broken Simulation starring Xavier Guerrero.
0:18.4	Woo!
0:20.6	So we have an announcement to make Xavier will no longer be on Tim Foll
0:24.9	Hot.
0:25.2	We're moving him over.
0:27.0	He's been relocated.
0:29.3	His company moved him, and he is now going to be on Broken Sim for now.
0:33.5	Is that a player to be named?
0:34.6	Did I move up in level in life or down?
0:37.1	I don't know, man. Is that an upgrade or downgrade? No, I up in level in life or down? I don't know, man.
0:38.1	Is that an upgrade or downgrade?
0:40.0	No, I mean, obviously it's a downgrade.
0:42.2	This gets numbers.
0:43.7	This gets numbers.
0:44.9	This gets numbers.
0:46.5	The broken grow.
0:48.5	Broken Semites, if you ask you.
0:50.1	The broken semites.
0:52.5	Yeah, we're getting numbers, dude.
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