155: Kanye **** His Cousin + UK Blocking Sun (Weather Mod) + Jordan Peterson Trashes Rep With Israel Talk

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Kanye West has gone even deeper into the mouth of madness. We take a look at that, Katy Perry's bizarre tour choreography, Sam not being allowed into the Clippers game, Shannon Sharpe's bad decision making, Sam's experience gigging with Gavin McInnes, the Pope's death, Jordan Peterson going full dipshit, the UK considering blocking out the sun, and so much more on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken Simulation.
0:06.4	Broken Simulation.
0:08.3	With Sam Tripoli.
0:12.2	Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:18.6	We're in it.
0:20.1	We're in it. Hey now. Johnny, we are in it, Johnny Woodard. We're in it. We're in it. Hey, now. Johnny, we are in it, Johnny.
0:24.5	Hank Kingsley. Hey, no. What? No, just that's the Larry Sanders show. Oh, okay. All right.
0:31.7	All right. Isn't everyone on that show dead? No. Johnny, we only do references of alive people on this show.
0:39.1	Johnny, we're trying to connect with the young chicks.
0:42.2	Jeffrey Tambor is alive.
0:43.1	We're trying to connect with the young chicks.
0:44.6	You did get me too, but he is alive.
0:46.4	Okay, then he's in.
0:47.7	John Stewart was on that show.
0:48.5	We champion those people on the show.
0:51.5	I love that show.
0:52.2	Janine Garoflo is alive.
0:53.3	I love that. So, Janine Garoflo is alive? I love her.
0:54.6	Then you could do that reference
0:56.1	because we love Janine Garoflo.
0:58.3	Every comedian you know from the 80s.
	...

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