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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2025
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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| 0:00.0 | Warning. |
| 0:05.1 | Broken simulation. |
| 0:06.4 | Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:12.4 | Yo, welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. |
| 0:17.2 | We are in it. |
| 0:18.3 | Daddy's got baby AIDS. |
| 0:26.5 | Baby AIDS. Baby AIDS, dude. So you're good for what, like two or three times a year, right? Well, it's like a combination. It's like this is, |
| 0:31.6 | you know. A combination of your regular AIDS that you always have. My home grown age. |
| 0:35.9 | Okay. And then this new baby AIDS, which comes up and it's just |
| 0:40.3 | when you're stressed and then you get a little sick, it's like a cocktail for destruction. |
| 0:47.4 | Like flying if you have to have a long flight. |
| 0:49.1 | Oh, it's the worst, dude. |
| 0:50.5 | Or you don't get any sleep? |
| 0:52.8 | The worst. So exosomes, dog. So, yeah, exactly. Josh. dude or you don't get any sleep the worst |
| 0:54.2 | so exosomes dog |
| 0:55.5 | so yeah exactly |
| 0:58.0 | Johnny you piece of shit |
| 0:59.7 | um so |
| 1:01.8 | crazy day crazy time in |
| 1:04.3 | LA right now |
| 1:05.2 | city's on fire again |
| 1:06.2 | I'm just good |
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