160: L.A. is Burning! (Again) + Peter Thiel Tried To Buy Tim Dillon + Ali Siddiq In Studio!

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Our whole city is going crazy again. The world is melting down. Sam has Baby AIDS. The hilarious Ali Siddiq is in studio. And we learn that Peter Thiel tried to buy Tim Dillon, apparently.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken simulation.
0:06.4	Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.4	Yo, welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:17.2	We are in it.
0:18.3	Daddy's got baby AIDS.
0:26.5	Baby AIDS. Baby AIDS, dude. So you're good for what, like two or three times a year, right? Well, it's like a combination. It's like this is,
0:31.6	you know. A combination of your regular AIDS that you always have. My home grown age.
0:35.9	Okay. And then this new baby AIDS, which comes up and it's just
0:40.3	when you're stressed and then you get a little sick, it's like a cocktail for destruction.
0:47.4	Like flying if you have to have a long flight.
0:49.1	Oh, it's the worst, dude.
0:50.5	Or you don't get any sleep?
0:52.8	The worst. So exosomes, dog. So, yeah, exactly. Josh. dude or you don't get any sleep the worst
0:54.2	so exosomes dog
0:55.5	so yeah exactly
0:58.0	Johnny you piece of shit
0:59.7	um so
1:01.8	crazy day crazy time in
1:04.3	LA right now
1:05.2	city's on fire again
1:06.2	I'm just good
	...

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