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🗓️ 21 April 2025
⏱️ 130 minutes
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0:00.0 | Warning. |
0:05.1 | Broken simulation. |
0:06.4 | Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli. |
0:12.2 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard. |
0:17.0 | We're in it. |
0:18.1 | This might be the final show, everybody. |
0:20.7 | Johnny's coming in hot |
0:21.9 | We lied |
0:22.5 | Johnny Johnny's talking about |
0:24.5 | Oh, you're stealing my jokes |
0:26.5 | I just sing so good |
0:29.1 | I'm like I might get copyrighted |
0:31.2 | And Johnny's like oh you took that joke for me |
0:33.1 | Johnny I'm not I'm not court stenographer |
0:35.7 | Okay |
0:36.3 | I'm not writing about everything. |
0:37.9 | I just noticed you were saying it a lot. |
0:41.1 | Well, because I'm so good. |
0:43.3 | Yeah, I just didn't want it to turn into you to your, why don't you marry it? |
0:46.7 | And then, and then I get no credits. |
0:48.9 | Oh, Johnny. |
0:50.0 | Okay, Johnny. |
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