162: Did Diddy Get Away With It? + Candace Owens' INSANE Trump/Macron Phone Call + Sam ***** Himself (Again)

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Did Diddy get away with it? We discuss that, Sam's latest sharting incident, the INSANITY that is the Candace Owens phone call from Trump about Macron's wife, and finally the Pee Wee Herman doc.

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0:00.0	Wake up! The Joneses went for a loft conversion. All from Ducson.
0:04.0	Wait, are those Felix's balcony windows?
0:07.0	She knew I wanted those. Right then.
0:10.0	Sal? Sally Jones!
0:12.0	Ducson's got the lot for loft conversions.
0:14.0	Open a trade account today to get Vellux Picks windows from only 272 pound 50
0:20.0	and 100 mili sover loft roll at 35 pound per roll all prices x 20% VAT so now you can keep up with the Joneses and the Evanses
0:30.6	warning broken simulation broken simulation with sam trippily Warning. Broken simulation. Broken simulation.
0:40.0	With Sam Tripoli.
0:46.3	Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:47.2	We're in it.
0:49.2	We're the quickest to get into it.
0:50.7	We set world records.
0:51.5	Oh, okay.
0:52.2	Boy, do we?
0:54.1	World records. We are in it. Thank you for listening Boy, do we. World Records.
0:55.2	We are in it.
0:56.2	Thank you for listening.
0:57.4	We'll see you next week.
1:00.1	Just a turn and burn show, dude.
1:01.0	We did that.
1:02.9	Me and Jason did that one time on Punch Drunk,
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