#158: Trump Ambushes SA Pres + Elon v Gates + Bernie Finally Gets Real ft. 90 Day Fiancé's Sarper in Studio!

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Trump gives out another spanking in the White House, this time to the president of South Africa, Elon calls out Bill Gates for his Epstein ties, Comey limply defends his "86" Trump post, Bernie Sanders calls Democrats a "threat to Democracy," more proof China isn't as populous as we're told, an update on the Mexican Navy fail, and a minor Super Heavy Legs update ... all on this week's Broken Simulation. To conclude the episode we welcome Sarper Güven of 90 Day FIance to discuss what it's like starting comedy in L.A. in 2025.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken simulation.
0:06.4	Broken simulation with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.4	Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents.
0:14.9	Broken simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:20.3	We're in it.
0:21.1	Johnny's on the prowl again.
0:22.8	He's on vacation.
0:23.7	Guys,
0:24.0	vacation's more than anyone I know.
0:26.0	I'm not on vacation.
0:26.9	I am helping my girlfriend's mother move.
0:29.3	Same thing.
0:30.4	Same thing.
0:31.3	No, it's not.
0:31.4	Believe me.
0:32.0	Moving is not vacation.
0:33.7	Moving is so much worse than vacation.
0:35.1	Are you the one that drives a Home Depot and negotiates with Mexicans?
0:38.3	That's exactly right.
0:39.5	Hola, signor.
0:40.7	Dude, everyone thinks those Mexicans are cheap.
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