#126: Water/Food Scarcity + Sam's Bill Maher Encounter + Lindsey Graham Spills Beans on Ukraine

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

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🗓️ 17 June 2024

⏱️ 114 minutes

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We talk about water/food scarcity and the roles of China, Saudi Arabia and the UAE, Lindsey Graham spilling the beans on Ukraine, Sam's encounter with Bill Maher and the state of comedy, Sam's roadway NDE, and loads more on this week's Broken Sim.

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0:00.0	Warning Broken simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, with Sam Tripoli.
0:10.0	Yeah, or what go to? What? Y'O welcome, what?
0:15.0	Oh, Jow, Johnny Wooder presents Broken Sims,
0:18.0	Johnny Woodard, Bang Bang Pow, live from the Wise Wolf Gold and Silver Studio.
0:24.7	Go to Sam Tripoli.
0:25.9	Gold, grab your precious mails now because guess what?
0:30.8	The dollar's not back by anything. Johnny, what do you think I mean when I say that?
0:35.7	What do you mean? I mean we're not on the gold standard. Yeah, I people think like we're back by something they show me like
0:40.6	air tankers and and jets what back by the US military
0:45.7	dude that's not what I'm talking about nothing there's nothing you technically
0:50.9	your dollar is worth nothing there's nothing behind it what is behind it
0:56.5	nothing and increasingly less I do it I watch this documentary I was telling you
1:01.0	about called the grab yeah it's got a little bit of gross
1:03.5	politics in it like kind of climate change a little just a little but most of it
1:07.5	dude Saudis UAE China they're all buying up land because a lot of states in the United States have it.
1:16.6	So if you own land you can take as much water out of it as you want.
1:19.5	Yeah, we got to give it that.
1:20.2	And they're just coming over here and taking all the water, growing shit and sending it back over there.
1:25.0	The apocalypse is coming, okay? It's pretty obvious.
1:29.0	The World War III is here.
1:30.0	When I heard they were drafting 18 to 25 year olds and it'll probably go up to 40.
1:35.0	You know, I just thought, man, I got to get on a diet because someone's got to bang all the chicks left here, right?
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