#129: Is Joe Biden Dead? + Elon Musk's Breaking Point + Notorious B.I.G. a Phony?
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 July 2024
⏱️ 97 minutes
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Summary
To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch. |
| 0:10.0 | He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection. |
| 0:15.0 | Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right. |
| 0:19.0 | All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm travelling. all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge |
| 0:25.7 | Piando ferries that is another way |
| 0:37.0 | Morning Warning Broken simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, snaps! |
| 0:42.0 | Oh, snaps! Oh snaps welcome to the first of hopefully many live broken Sims. We decided |
| 0:51.0 | to do it since we didn't do one last week. Here we are. We're doing one now. |
| 0:56.1 | Joining me as always. Okay, let me do the official intro. Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation Live. |
| 1:07.0 | Sorry, Johnny Woodard, we're in it. |
| 1:09.0 | We're in it. |
| 1:10.0 | We're in it. We're live, dude. |
| 1:12.0 | I don't know we're gonna be doing a lot of these, |
| 1:13.6 | but we just, we hadn't, |
| 1:15.2 | there's been so much shit happening. |
| 1:17.0 | I mean, it's been unbelievable |
| 1:18.3 | how much stuff is happening in the news |
| 1:20.2 | that we just gotta, |
| 1:21.2 | we gotta put something out here right I mean people love the live |
| 1:24.7 | Johnny they love the live I mean we've just seen this we're in it to win it we love the live we're love the live |
| 1:31.3 | we're in it we're. We're seeing your comments. We're liking the ones we like. We're ignoring the people saying meany stuff. Okay. That's how we go. We're in it, Johnny. I almost died, but here I am. |
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