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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

#129: Is Joe Biden Dead? + Elon Musk's Breaking Point + Notorious B.I.G. a Phony?

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.82.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2024

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

With so much happening around the world, we had to get a Broken Simulation in to discuss the most pressing issues of the day, like Sam's bowel habits. We also consider whether Joe Biden is alive, why Kamala Harris cannot win, and a sobering revelation from Elon Musk.

To start the show Sam shares some devastating news about the standing of Notorious B.I.G. as an artist.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0

Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm travelling. all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge

0:25.7

Piando ferries that is another way

0:37.0

Morning Warning Broken simulation, Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation, Sam Tripoli.

0:40.0

Oh, snaps!

0:42.0

Oh, snaps! Oh snaps welcome to the first of hopefully many live broken Sims. We decided

0:51.0

to do it since we didn't do one last week. Here we are. We're doing one now.

0:56.1

Joining me as always. Okay, let me do the official intro. Welcome to Johnny Woodard presents Broken Simulation Live.

1:07.0

Sorry, Johnny Woodard, we're in it.

1:09.0

We're in it.

1:10.0

We're in it. We're live, dude.

1:12.0

I don't know we're gonna be doing a lot of these,

1:13.6

but we just, we hadn't,

1:15.2

there's been so much shit happening.

1:17.0

I mean, it's been unbelievable

1:18.3

how much stuff is happening in the news

1:20.2

that we just gotta,

1:21.2

we gotta put something out here right I mean people love the live

1:24.7

Johnny they love the live I mean we've just seen this we're in it to win it we love the live we're love the live

1:31.3

we're in it we're. We're seeing your comments. We're liking the ones we like. We're ignoring the people saying meany stuff. Okay. That's how we go. We're in it, Johnny. I almost died, but here I am.

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