163: Epstein Lies Could Cost Trump + Cloud-Seeding Propaganda + Population Collapse Could Help Greater Israel Project

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Johnny Woodard

News, News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, Politics

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Why is the Trump administration lying to everyone about Epstein? Why is the weatherman industrial complex lying to us about cloud seeding? How does European population collapse relate to the Greater Israel Project? That, plus Sam actually taps some people. But for real, this time. Oh, and a man with boobs.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken Simulation.
0:06.4	Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli.
0:12.4	Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Wooder.
0:17.8	We are in it, Johnny, and I feel great.
0:23.2	I saw your tweet.
0:24.3	I got two legit taps, bro.
0:26.4	I know I've been doing it for two years, but I got two legit taps.
0:29.6	Does this mean that most of the taps you've told me in the past weren't legit?
0:34.0	But sometimes they're nice to me because I'm the fat old guy.
0:38.1	And I got this guy in a wrist lock.
0:40.6	I got this new wrist lock that I do.
0:44.2	That it's like...
0:45.7	You invented it?
0:46.7	No, no, no.
0:47.2	So one of my favorite content to save on Instagram is jujitsu moves.
0:54.0	Okay.
0:54.3	And the problem with with Instagram
0:56.8	Jiu-Jitsu videos is most of them are done
0:59.9	against people letting you do them.
1:02.0	And the biggest problem with Jiu-Jitsu is
1:04.9	out of all the arts I've taken,
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