165: Nelk Boys Interview Netanyahu + Revisiting Rogan v Mencia + Hunter Biden Defends Crack + Colbert Canned

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard

News Commentary, Comedy, Stand-up, News, Politics

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

The Nelk Boys host a murderous tyrant, and so does Shawn Ryan (Netanyahu and Gavin Newsom, respectively). We get into that, plus Hunter Biden's hilarious defense of hardcore drugs and his father, a review of the Carlos Mencia incident that got Rogan banned from the Store, and a look at Shane Gillis' wonderful ESPY performance.

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Broken Simulation Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning.
0:05.1	Broken simulation.
0:06.4	Broken simulation.
0:08.4	With Sam Tripoli.
0:12.5	Welcome to Johnny Wooder presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
0:17.3	We are in it.
0:18.9	We might be the fast show to get in it
0:20.9	never gets old though tell
0:22.6	somebody who gets into a quicker nobody
0:24.5	we're professionals
0:26.9	Johnny gonna be honest
0:28.7	with you the interview with the Punisher
0:30.6	was way better received
0:32.7	that I thought was going to be because
0:34.6	the broken the
0:36.2	swarm the the drunk punchers, the daddies, all these
0:42.6	people are just way cooler than anyone even understands.
0:46.7	They get it.
0:47.2	Oh, so you didn't think people were going to be into it?
0:50.2	Sometimes my, there can be moments of Puritanism.
0:55.1	I mean, I did see one guy comment.
0:57.4	How long do I have to listen to this black dick talk?
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