I Am The Cute One

Chelsea and Donny may busy being empathetic, trolling Trixie Mattel's fans and getting thicker cvm, but besides that, Donny worked the Big Brother 26 premiere party and Chelsea survived the Microsoft crash. Once they're finished talking about themselves, they discuss Jojo Siwa, the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot, chickens laying yummy yummy bread, and the 20th Anniversary "re-release" of Ashlee Simpson's Autobiography album (you can keep the re-release, but give us a tour!) Thanks to today’s sponsor, Green Chef! Head to Greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code CUTEONE50 to get 50%, plus 20% off your next two months! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 July 2024

Thanks to today’s sponsor, Green Chef! Head to Greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code CUTEONE50 to get 50%, plus 20% off your next two months! Austin Butler didn’t win the Oscar for Elvis, Connie Britton looks like a dried up cinnamon stick, Nicholas Cage trains crows, and Helen Keller may not have been real (if you ask Gen Z). The Cute Ones discuss those hot topics, as well as twins making out, different ways to work the system, and the best Chelsea’s ever looked. Also, straight men are so annoying and there's no carnival games at basketball games. (Send this podcast to your favorite gay!) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 July 2024

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Transcribed - Published: 12 July 2024

Chelsea and Donny couldn't celebrate Morally Corrupt Month without featuring THEE most morally corrupt movie of all time: Never Been Kissed. Relive this episode with Christine Biancavilla as the Cute Ones discuss the best SNL casts, Dunkin Donuts parking lots, a cancellable statement about Gen Z, and the power of "No Scrubs." (This episode originally aired February 6, 2022.) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 July 2024

The day we knew would come has come at last: not the end of Chelchella or Pride; no, Charlotte the Stingray has passed. While the Cute Ones put on their tinfoil hats to figure out why, they also discuss Chelsea’s tornado-ridden trip to Florida (you can see the wreckage on TikTok!) and Donny’s Pride weekend (you can see the wreckage in the gender neutral restroom at Boxers!) Also, they ponder the best way to mourn a cat, brainstorm what theme party they’d throw if they had Kardashian money (PUT YOUR SNEAKERS ON), and plan when they’ll moon someone together. Please send this to your favorite gay! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 July 2024

It's the first annual Morally Corrupt Month and what better movie to kick it off than Marci X, a film about Lisa Kudrow solving racism by rapping. Chelsea may have saved herself for marriage, but Donny is ready to love Jacques (the mouse from Cinderella) right in the butt. Buckle up cuties, because the call is coming from the house this month and no one is safe. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 July 2024

Huge thanks to this week’s sponsors! Check out the #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well, Greenchef! Go to greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months! This week’s episode is sponsored by oneskin.co! Get 15% off using code CUTEONE! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Mamma Mia; it’s a Friday! Donny (famously, a young girl in French) may have single handedly turned his sister’s wedding into a superspreader event, but nothing is worse than Chelsea’s hair color on Zoom (it’s better in purpose - we promise!) With Dr. Bald as their new unofficial producer, the duo have quite a few headlines to bring to the table this week, including Anne Hathaway’s lip plumping, Jennifer Lopez flying commercial, and gay animals. (Happy Pride!) Also, “Oh, Mary” is in previews on Broadway, and you don’t need to be a Lincoln Head like Donny to appreciate it! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 June 2024

Huge thanks to this week’s sponsors! Check out the #1 Meal Kit for Eating Well, Greenchef! Go to greenchef.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off, plus 20% off your next two months! This week’s episode is sponsored by oneskin.co! Get 15% off using code CUTEONE!  Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Because Donny is a better friend than Chelsea, he is on his best behavior to cover Chelsea’s favorite movie of all time: The Royal Tenenbaums. And after a deal with a fairy, Chelsea learns the hard way to trust her gut. We don’t know if Ben Stiller is the shoe shoe in his family, but he certainly is in Donny’s heart (and netherregions). You don’t need to be cuckolded in the Rainforest Cafe to know that Luke Wilson has never looked better than in THAT scene of this movie. Don’t be an old f*ck butt! Check out our sponsors this week and help Donny get a new computer. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 June 2024

Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 June 2024

Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! This show may be a bit much at times, but not this episode where the Cute Ones discuss mammograms, pRep, diva cups, and what voice Chelsea would use if Donny stuck his thumb up her butt. The two also discuss white trash face, annoying hobbies, and the M. Night Shyamalan super hero movie, Unbreakable. And they may have successfully tested psychic, but you don’t need to take the test to know DONNY WILL NOT WATCH SUMMER HOUSE. DON’T ASK. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 June 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Happy birthday, Chelsea! She may not be middle aged, but she has purchased a necessity: props to turn blonde, and she looks fine; and Donny purchased another important thing: a Cameo from Boy Meets World’s Angela. If you’ve been burned by West on Summer House, don’t worry: you can trust us. (But also trust a therapist because… you need help.) The duo jumps in to discussing hot dog eating contest drama, the Practical Magic sequel, and the importance of french fries in every meal. And if you’re listening to this in the shower… wash your feet. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 June 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If you're in the quiet car, make sure this episode is muted because Chelsea's threepeat (not the first) brother is here to discuss "The Core," and don't worry - he brought a spreadsheet. Roger Ebert may have loved it, but none of these three did. They do, however, love discussing Chelsea's brother being left home alone, Hilary Swank's haircut, terrible science, and the worst fast food pizza. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 June 2024

Organized fun is IN, Cuties, and so is the hottest tea about Charlotte the Stingray. Besides the obvious aquarium scam, Chelsea and Donny discuss homophobic children, Renaissance Fair weirdos, the Traitors season 3 cast, Taylor Momsen’s bat bite, Jennifer Lopez canceling her tour, and the lack of a RHONJ reunion. They also discuss Alec Baldwin and Hilaria’s TLC show and Andy Cohen taking photos of mean celebrities. Don’t forget to rate us 5 stars (on here or The Blowers!) God help you all. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 June 2024

Chelchella is here, the birthday girl is in a crystal crown, and Donny has been punched in the nuts (after he rips a hair from them) - it’s time to cover some of Chelsea's favorite films, including “Wedding Crashers!” If you’re playing a drinking game, stop - you’ll surely die if you take a shot whenever Chelsea quotes this movie. Besides the movie and (too many) quotes, they also discuss a possible reboot of The Swan, Donny’s perverted cat, a secret language between Chelsea’s daughters, and the Hadfield Family Reindeer Games. Also, when will Lil’ Chrissy from Vanderpump Rules be on The Traitors? Men wearing pants: be careful because Chelsea will try to make you c*m! (Donny is no athlete, so you’re safe from him) Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2024

After Donny’s eventful weekend that included Red Robin, a bachelorette party, learning to play pool, and hanging out with Andy Cohen, he and Chelsea are here and ready to recap the week’s biggest headlines! With a week that brought us a pause for Summer House: Martha’s Vineyard, a moment of silence for Nicki Minaj’s dear friend Princess Diana, and North West’s stage debut; the duo decide to discuss Bethenny Frankel’s ban from Chanel and casting rumors for the upcoming season of The Traitors and the newest Knives Out movie. (Cuties, this episode was recorded on Wednesday, May 29. Lindsay Lohan has not been confirmed, but Kerry Washington, Jeremy Renner, Mila Kunis, and Glenn Close have been.) But enough of that - it’s Slutty Boy Summer; grab the closest 3” shorts you got and show off that bussy, fellas! For supplemental material from this episode, please visit: What Is Really Going On With Charlotte the Stingray? Together Rising savethechildren.org Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 May 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Harriet M. Welsh may write everything she sees, but Chelsea takes whatever gummies she sees, and today - it’s melatonin. So buckle up, Cuties, because you’re in for a RIDE. Besides talking about this iconic life-ruining middle school menace, the duo also discuss people watching (what a waste of time!), their experience in the school paper, and roast beef privates (justice for Lauren Conrad). Then, tea is spilled about the Survivor 46 finale party. Also, Donny may make burn book entries using Chelsea’s childhood photos, but please don’t DM him agreeing with his opinions of her! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2024

Today’s episode is brought to you by OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Donny doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life, but at least Chelsea’s brain has snapped back (...did it?). In a week that has brought us the belly buttons of the Summer House reunion, Ben and Jen divorce rumors, a This Is Us reunion, and Chad Michael Murray’s marriage reflections, Chelsea decides this is NOT a safe space and decides to talk about… Tom Hanks. And while the Cuties mourn the loss of Red Lobster, they still make time to discuss the most important topic: their avatars in the Project Makeover app. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2024

Today’s episode is brought to you by OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Get ready for a real knee slapper, Cuties, because Donny and Chelsea are covering “Georgia Rule” this week. Besides trauma bonding over this dark and triggering movie, the duo also bond over tanning beds, public sex, Mormon tricks, the motherly instinct to suck on earlobes, and what their rules would be if they were roommates. And who knew? Chelsea is a girl! (And afraid of bugs?!) Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 May 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!), and brainstorm reality show ideas starting with “Let’s K*ll All Women.” Then, the Cute Ones mourn the break-up of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker (even though they’re still together). When it comes time to discuss their For You pages, it’s… a lot of what you’d expect: pirate shanties, shirtless men, and erotic Furbies. Also, if you’re not decorating with pinecones, you’re on the wrong side of history. Oh yeah, and they watch 2009’s “The Stepford Wives.” If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea barely made it to Friday, but here we are! Once Donny stops itching, the Cute Ones discuss the hottest topics of the week, including Luke Skywalker’s appearance at the White House, Panera’s Charged Lemonade, the MET Gala, Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s (continued) feud, and Hilary Duff’s new baby. But not really - because bigger news is on the table to be discussed: Raven Symone defending her wife and Stormy Daniels’ - that cock sucking hero! - testimony (and poor court drawings) at the Trump trial. Also, stop working with your spouse and if you think “Hannah Montana” is the best Disney Channel show, you’re racist. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 May 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Donny may have the Italian disease, but Chelsea has something even worse: a wig that makes her look like Rose McGowan. In this episode, the Cute Ones discuss Alexa Vega marrying her brother, Chelsea (and Joan Crawford’s) no gift rule, dungeons and dragons, and Donny wanting to join a fight club. They also break down Anne Hathaway’s 2004 film, “Ella Enchanted,” where Chelsea does (or doesn’t) drag Donny through the mud before they brainstorm what curse they’d give a baby if they wanted to ruin its life. Hope you enjoyed this episode, Cuties, because this podcast will NEVER COVER ANOTHER CINDERELLA MOVIE AGAIN. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After Chelsea arrives fergaliciously late with her bat eyes and rat ears, Donny airs his grievances about Washington, DC (WHY IS THERE NO WAWA?) Then, they discuss the hottest headlines: Drew Barrymore’s interview with Kamala Harris, the Tony nominations, Barbra Streisand’s “compliment” to Melissa McCarthy, and… Donny seeing Challengers and Bella Hadid’s purse, naturally. The duo also discuss ways to watch horror movies, how to be invisible, and manners: let people masturbate in porn theaters (Pee-wee Herman included!) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 May 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! This week’s episode is about… Christ if we know, Cuties. Part “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” recap, part cry for help in honor of Donny’s health; Donny and Chelsea cover it all. They discuss drag brunches, hot dog water, themed restaurants, Chelsea’s memory play, the foods least likely to give you scurvy, and …The Twits (whatever that is). If Donny is dead by the time you listen to this, please still subscribe to the Patreon, you butch. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2024

Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Peppa Pig roasting Taylor Swift, Ashanti and Nelly’s pregnancy, The Office spin-off casting, a Spice Girls reunion, and Candace Cameron’s brush with death, Chelsea and Donny discuss the hottest of topics: torn up assholes, vomit marathons, bonobo sex, and internet haters. And that’s all in the first five minutes. They then dissect Taylor’s new album, The Tortured Poets Department, and break down Kim Kardashian and Tori Spelling news… before fighting about Emma Watson’s accent. Again! (This episode description was written by Stephanie Sanchez.) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 April 2024

Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea's recap of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" on Friday was so well-received that we decided to re-release their first attempt at a book club. The library is open (or whatever the girls say), and Chelsea and Donny are covering the book Chelsea hasn't been able to shut up about - Judy Blume's "Forever." The two discuss the delicacies of The Melting Pot, the perks of horse girls, annoying teenagers, and... Ralph (not the Mouse on the Motorcycle.) Then, Chelsea shares (one of) her most embarrassing date stories. Also, Donny doesn't know how to read (not in a Lea Michele way). If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! On a week that brought us Bravo firing everybody, Courtney Love’s opinions on modern artists, a This Is Us rewatch podcast, and The Tortured Poets Department, Donny wants your opinion on his health. (It’s probably not good - he’s been watching nature documentaries.) With so many pop culture hot topics to discuss, the Cute Ones decide to.... talk about books they’ve been reading. Chelsea breaks down Sarah J. Maas’s A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR), and Donny shares behind the scenes of Golden Girls, Lindsay Lohan’s Daddy, and Roseanne from Stan Zimmerman’s The Girls: From Golden to Gilmore. Chelsea educates on how fairies f*ck, shares her thoughts on immortality, and tests Donny’s riddle skills. Also, if Donny had you in blocked prison, you’re free; let’s see for how long. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 April 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Do we make you horny, baby? After some Award-winning Austin Powers impressions, Chelsea and Donny vent about sports radio, share their deserted island foods, and get itchy over Beavis and Butthead. Then, Donny reminisces about the horrors of being chased by Menonites and Chelsea attacks American Girl doll owners. This isn’t Texas Road House, so Donny’ isn’t spitting on the floor, but don’t worry - Chelsea has Mike Meyers trivia.GET A LIFE! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2024

Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! You're not being Punk'd, Cuties - Chelsea DOES really look that good, and Donny is probably still strung up from his espresso martini high last week. In a week that brought us Julie Chrisley's radiator chicken casserole, Missy Elliott's tour announcement with Busta Rhymes, Timbaland, and Ciara, news of a new Bridget Jones movie, and Christina Applegate's Real Housewives of Potomac opinions, the Cute Ones dive into Noah Cyrus liking Liam Hemsworth's thirst trap and Jax and Brittany separating before brainstorming new tattoo ideas and divorce announcements. Also, Chelsea is still "half way through" ACOTAR. What should Chelsea and Donny's first public feud be about? If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 April 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Happy Rex Manning Day! Comedian Katrina Davis ("Figuring It Out") returns to celebrate this high holy day to discuss the box office flop and cult classic, "Empire Records." Donny may hate music, but nobody needs to use the veto power this week because it's a movie everybody can agree on (except the JoJoHeads, who Chelsea wastes no time pissing off at the start of the episode). They also dive into flop house hotels, Gen Z employees, the elegance of Urban Outfitters, the joys of a speaker phone, and the wig work on the Vanderpump Rules spin-off, "The Valley." Sing into the mic, Cuties! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Lizzo quitting, Zooey Dechanel denying nepo baby allegations, Grey’s Anatomy’s newest season, Ramy Youseff’s SNL monologue, and Shakira feeling emasculated by Barbie, Mother Nature also brought us rain… and worms. And Chelsea’s family visited Donny in New York, so they have many stories to tell (including a huge announcement!) They also break down friend poaching, Abby Hensel’s wedding, raw dogging coffee, and the Home Improvement reboot (or lack thereof). Also, updates on Charlotte the Stingray’s pregnancy are announced. Justice for Donny; bring him a meat platter for two! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! It's April Fool's Day, so the Cute Ones are covering 2011's "Sucker Punch" because Donny must have been a fool for thinking Chelsea would have any emotions for this movie besides raw hatred, and Chelsea must be a fool for not enjoying it. (Can you tell which of them wrote this?) In their discussion, they dive into what fantasy world they'd love to disassociate to, unsufferable film bros, and Mapquest. Also, Chelsea has found a new arch nemesis in the form of Zack Snyder, and Donny has found a new daily uniform in the form of his sexy feminist alter-ego, Peaches. And remember, ladies - "if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything." - Zack Snyder or Donny's Facebook, or Alexander Hamilton If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2024

Thanks to our sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Karen Huger’s DUI, the Titanic door selling at a Hollywood auction, Sean “P Diddy” Combs' home raid, and Kate Middleton breaking her silence, Chelsea and Donny choose to discuss... herpes and the Real Housewives of Potomac, naturally. Also discussed are Normani's upcoming album and a new contender is chosen for Chelsea's top movie of 2024. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 March 2024

Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

Head to FACTOR MEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 March 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! The Cute Ones are fresh out of a ditch and ready to talk about Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter’s relationship, Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter cover reveal, Hillary Duff’s fourth pregnancy, Drew Barrymore’s furniture line at Walmart, and Ariana’s Eternal Sunshine album. A lot happened at the Oscars, and while Chelsea and Donny might not know who won the awards, they paid CLOSE attention to John Cena's Ken Doll bulge and are concerned about those amputated dog arms! Oh, and speaking of amputated arms - where are Kate's wrists in the new photos of the Royal Family?? If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 March 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is out of bed and ready to celebrate International Women’s Day… but not before celebrating week 2 of Donny Appreciation Month. And what better way to celebrate? By going to Skid row to watch “Little Shop of Horrors,” of course! The duo discuss their weirdest coworkers, window displays, and the statute of limitations for spoilers (how quick is too quick to ruin a movie’s ending?) Then, they try to outdo each other with the parts they’ve received in Christmas pageants, but agree that straight men are the gayest men in the world. And as Donny turns 38, the Cute Ones need to know: what is middle age? Is Donny close to death? If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! With season 2 of The Traitors complete, Chelsea and Donny break down the highs and lows of this season. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 March 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Grab a bay breeze (or seven), Cuties, because the movie coverage of Donny Appreciation Month has begun, and because Chelsea’s opinion can not be trusted, he will be moderating each film. Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” may be full of twists, but the biggest twist of all is Chelsea enjoying this movie. They discuss how great they are at customer service, break down airport traditions, and test karma by laughing at people having bad days. Also, Donny would NOT sleep with Chelsea’s brother. Viva Senor Frogs! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2024

TGIF, Cuties! Now that those Leap Year Babies have took too much of Donny’s time, Donny Appreciation Month has arrived! This week not only brought us the cast of Beef season 2, a Walking Dead spin-off, Wendy’s surge pricing, but also the Willy Wonka Experience. Is Kate Middleton lost there? Would we still go if they relaunched it? Can Bethenny go to the next one so we don’t have to see her again? Is this where Avril Lavigne’s clone lives? The Cuties want to know what Travis Kelce’s father has to say about it. Put on sunscreen, you old hags! This week's episodes are made possible by OneSkin! OneSkin is more than skin care. It’s about skin longevity, targeting the root causes of aging to help you look and feel your best at every age. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you. Invest in the health of your skin with OneSkin. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Welcome back to 2009, Cuties! Bust out your pooka shells, fedora, skinny scarf, and work appropriate butt-plug because Donny and Chelsea are covering “The Bling Ring.” Besides this (boring, if you ask Chelsea) movie, the two also share their opinions on Kirsten Dunst and Sophia Coppola’s blood oath, sniff drugs, and Emma Watson’s acting limitations. Also, cover your 130 pounds of testicles before we play the brown note in 3, 2, 1... If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! TGIF, Cuties! Break out your IKEA furniture, vials of shark semen, and Swedish meatballs as Chelsea and Donny break down Charlotte the Stingray’s immaculate conception. If you’re offended, feel free to storm out (much like Kelly Rowland at The Today Show). The duo also discuss Jen Shah’s Barbie party, Pokemon’s 25th anniversary, Reesa Teesa’s TikToks (Who TF DID she marry?!), and Tom Sandoval continuing to be the worst. Also, after Donny’s experience at the S Club concert, he and Chelsea educate the Cuties on concert etiquette. What did Lisa Frank’s art inspire you to be when you grew up? Black content creators you should be following (Hey, screw you Tom Sandoval!) Quin Lamar, Kendrick Tucker (Reality and Comics Too), Kara Berry (Everyone's Business But Mine), Selle (Who Asked Me?), Kaya and Aaron (Bravo We're Black), Taria (What Else is Going on), Troy (Beyond the Blinds), Krystina Arielle, Katrina Davis, Mani (Mixing with Mani) Go to FACTORMEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2024

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After an update on Donny's toilet skills, the inconsistently consistent duo of he and Chelsea celebrate the 25th anniversary of Darren Stein’s “Jawbreaker." With March only a week away, Chelsea decides this is the best time to make a New Year's resolution. Sure, why not? Then, Donny shines some more light on the types of media he’s… jump roped… to in the past. Chelsea still hasn't watched "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" yet, but she HAS played one of the meanest games alive, so we'll allow it. The two also have a heated debate on school uniforms. Rose McGowan Stans, this is the episode for you (because no other one is. #TeamAlyssaForever) Go to FACTORMEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

TGIF, Cuties! Do you know how to wipe your own butt? Did your Ariana Grande boycott last longer than 60 seconds? Do you think Rose and Jack would NOT have fit on the door, no matter what science says? Do you have your goon face perfected? If you answered “no” to any of those questions, you’ve come to the right place! Chelsea and Donny take turns educating each other on those important topics while also discussing Taylor Swift headlines, the Wicked trailer, Usher’s halftime performance, Meghan Markle’s new podcast, Deadpool and Wolverine, Tina Fey’s career advice, John Stewart back on the Daily Show, and the upcoming “Suits” spin-off. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2024

Happy Valentine’s Day, Cuties! Donny is NOT farting, but he IS trying to make 9/11 happen, much to Chelsea’s chagrin. She approves, however, of shameless self-promotion, so they use this hour to plug their new Youtube channel (subscribe here!) before diving into the surprisingly good “Bridget Jones’s Diary.” Donny and Chelsea may not know how to mingle, but they can answer tough questions, such as: how old is Moaning Myrtle and why do British people get to say the C word? And don’t be fooled - gym teachers are NOT cute. Buy them some things from the Home Shopping Network. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2024

Yeehaw, baby! It’s Friday, and Chelsea has another catchphrase (for how long? We’ll find out soon enough…) The Cute Ones dive into Drake’s ding dog, the future of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Usher’s Skims photoshoot (Donny wants to be that peach), the reconciliation between King Charles and Prince Harry, the A*Teens reunion, and Tom Holland’s return to the stage in “Romeo and Juliet.” On the Charmed front, Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan may be against Alyssa Milano, but don’t fret - Donny is NOT. Then, Chelsea breaks down the Grammys (mostly Miley living her best life and Taylor’s constant state of unwell - Swifties, don't attack us!) Yes, Donny was in jail. And the Cute Ones are living in their Marvel era with a very special post-credits scene, so stick around for that treat! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re now on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2024

Before Evan Rachel Wood was working in the Little Shop of Horrors with Darren Criss, she was "Thirteen." No movie depicts sisterhood and bullying quite like this one, and Kelli (Laguna Biotch/Beyond the Blinds) quickly finds out that no podcast embodies those things more than this one, either. The three discuss their middle school aesthetics (bring back sweat bands!) and fooling around in front of your friends. Also, Kelli shocks the Cuties with the best celebrity impression they’ve ever heard. Important question: would you report a 10 year old to the guidance counselor if they wrote “Cruel Intentions?” Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh, scream or cream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2024