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I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film, Film Reviews

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Overview

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let's get ~*cUtE*~

146 Episodes

TGIF 5/24/24: The End of Red Lobster, Chet Hanks Explains Kendrick Lamar vs. Drake, and Jerkin' it to Angry Birds!

Today’s episode is brought to you by OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Donny doesn’t know what he’s doing with his life, but at least Chelsea’s brain has snapped back (...did it?). In a week that has brought us the belly buttons of the Summer House reunion, Ben and Jen divorce rumors, a This Is Us reunion, and Chad Michael Murray’s marriage reflections, Chelsea decides this is NOT a safe space and decides to talk about… Tom Hanks. And while the Cuties mourn the loss of Red Lobster, they still make time to discuss the most important topic: their avatars in the Project Makeover app. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 May 2024

Georgia Rule (The Cuties Suck on Some Lobes!)

Today’s episode is brought to you by OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Get ready for a real knee slapper, Cuties, because Donny and Chelsea are covering “Georgia Rule” this week. Besides trauma bonding over this dark and triggering movie, the duo also bond over tanning beds, public sex, Mormon tricks, the motherly instinct to suck on earlobes, and what their rules would be if they were roommates. And who knew? Chelsea is a girl! (And afraid of bugs?!) Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2024

TGIF 5/17/24: The Simple Life Reboot, Legally Blonde Prequel, and Celebrating Celibacy!

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 May 2024

The Stepford Wives (The Cuties Step Up Their Game!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is wigless and Donny’s wearing his fanciest Italian fashions from Forever 21 - it’s the start of a new era, Chicken Cadoodles (derogatory). Besides their makeovers, they discuss Disney Channel Original Movies and moving to Connecticut, eat avocado toast (THERE’S NEVER ANY TIME!), and brainstorm reality show ideas starting with “Let’s K*ll All Women.” Then, the Cute Ones mourn the break-up of Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker (even though they’re still together). When it comes time to discuss their For You pages, it’s… a lot of what you’d expect: pirate shanties, shirtless men, and erotic Furbies. Also, if you’re not decorating with pinecones, you’re on the wrong side of history. Oh yeah, and they watch 2009’s “The Stepford Wives.” If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2024

TGIF 5/10/24: Met Gala Fashion, The Trump Trial, Raven Symone Defends Her Wife, and C*ck Sucking Heroes!

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea barely made it to Friday, but here we are! Once Donny stops itching, the Cute Ones discuss the hottest topics of the week, including Luke Skywalker’s appearance at the White House, Panera’s Charged Lemonade, the MET Gala, Drake and Kendrick Lamar’s (continued) feud, and Hilary Duff’s new baby. But not really - because bigger news is on the table to be discussed: Raven Symone defending her wife and Stormy Daniels’ - that cock sucking hero! - testimony (and poor court drawings) at the Trump trial. Also, stop working with your spouse and if you think “Hannah Montana” is the best Disney Channel show, you’re racist. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 10 May 2024

Ella Enchanted (The Cuties Join a Fight Club!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Donny may have the Italian disease, but Chelsea has something even worse: a wig that makes her look like Rose McGowan. In this episode, the Cute Ones discuss Alexa Vega marrying her brother, Chelsea (and Joan Crawford’s) no gift rule, dungeons and dragons, and Donny wanting to join a fight club. They also break down Anne Hathaway’s 2004 film, “Ella Enchanted,” where Chelsea does (or doesn’t) drag Donny through the mud before they brainstorm what curse they’d give a baby if they wanted to ruin its life. Hope you enjoyed this episode, Cuties, because this podcast will NEVER COVER ANOTHER CINDERELLA MOVIE AGAIN. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2024

TGIF 5/3/24: The Challengers, Stuff in Bella Hadid's Bag, and Yankin' it in Public!

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After Chelsea arrives fergaliciously late with her bat eyes and rat ears, Donny airs his grievances about Washington, DC (WHY IS THERE NO WAWA?) Then, they discuss the hottest headlines: Drew Barrymore’s interview with Kamala Harris, the Tony nominations, Barbra Streisand’s “compliment” to Melissa McCarthy, and… Donny seeing Challengers and Bella Hadid’s purse, naturally. The duo also discuss ways to watch horror movies, how to be invisible, and manners: let people masturbate in porn theaters (Pee-wee Herman included!) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 May 2024

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (The Cuties Drink Hot Dog Water!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! This week’s episode is about… Christ if we know, Cuties. Part “Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead” recap, part cry for help in honor of Donny’s health; Donny and Chelsea cover it all. They discuss drag brunches, hot dog water, themed restaurants, Chelsea’s memory play, the foods least likely to give you scurvy, and …The Twits (whatever that is). If Donny is dead by the time you listen to this, please still subscribe to the Patreon, you butch. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2024

TGIF 4/26/24: Taylor Swift vs. Kim K, Tori Spelling Drama, and Prolapsed A-Holes!

Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Peppa Pig roasting Taylor Swift, Ashanti and Nelly’s pregnancy, The Office spin-off casting, a Spice Girls reunion, and Candace Cameron’s brush with death, Chelsea and Donny discuss the hottest of topics: torn up assholes, vomit marathons, bonobo sex, and internet haters. And that’s all in the first five minutes. They then dissect Taylor’s new album, The Tortured Poets Department, and break down Kim Kardashian and Tori Spelling news… before fighting about Emma Watson’s accent. Again! (This episode description was written by Stephanie Sanchez.) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 April 2024

Judy Blume's "Forever" (The Cuties Learn to Read)

Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! OneSkin keeps your skin looking and acting younger for longer. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea's recap of "A Court of Thorns and Roses" on Friday was so well-received that we decided to re-release their first attempt at a book club. The library is open (or whatever the girls say), and Chelsea and Donny are covering the book Chelsea hasn't been able to shut up about - Judy Blume's "Forever." The two discuss the delicacies of The Melting Pot, the perks of horse girls, annoying teenagers, and... Ralph (not the Mouse on the Motorcycle.) Then, Chelsea shares (one of) her most embarrassing date stories. Also, Donny doesn't know how to read (not in a Lea Michele way). If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2024

TGIF 4/19/24: A Court of Thorns and Roses, Nature Documentaries, and Secret B*tches!

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! On a week that brought us Bravo firing everybody, Courtney Love’s opinions on modern artists, a This Is Us rewatch podcast, and The Tortured Poets Department, Donny wants your opinion on his health. (It’s probably not good - he’s been watching nature documentaries.) With so many pop culture hot topics to discuss, the Cute Ones decide to.... talk about books they’ve been reading. Chelsea breaks down Sarah J. Maas’s A Court of Thorns and Roses (ACOTAR), and Donny shares behind the scenes of Golden Girls, Lindsay Lohan’s Daddy, and Roseanne from Stan Zimmerman’s The Girls: From Golden to Gilmore. Chelsea educates on how fairies f*ck, shares her thoughts on immortality, and tests Donny’s riddle skills. Also, if Donny had you in blocked prison, you’re free; let’s see for how long. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 April 2024

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (The Cuties Eat Veal Parmesan!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Do we make you horny, baby? After some Award-winning Austin Powers impressions, Chelsea and Donny vent about sports radio, share their deserted island foods, and get itchy over Beavis and Butthead. Then, Donny reminisces about the horrors of being chased by Menonites and Chelsea attacks American Girl doll owners. This isn’t Texas Road House, so Donny’ isn’t spitting on the floor, but don’t worry - Chelsea has Mike Meyers trivia.GET A LIFE! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2024

TGIF 4/12/24 Cyrus Family Drama, Jax and Brittany Separating, and Espresso Martini Laxatives!

Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! You're not being Punk'd, Cuties - Chelsea DOES really look that good, and Donny is probably still strung up from his espresso martini high last week. In a week that brought us Julie Chrisley's radiator chicken casserole, Missy Elliott's tour announcement with Busta Rhymes, Timbaland, and Ciara, news of a new Bridget Jones movie, and Christina Applegate's Real Housewives of Potomac opinions, the Cute Ones dive into Noah Cyrus liking Liam Hemsworth's thirst trap and Jax and Brittany separating before brainstorming new tattoo ideas and divorce announcements. Also, Chelsea is still "half way through" ACOTAR. What should Chelsea and Donny's first public feud be about? If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 April 2024

Empire Records w/ Katrina Davis (The Cuties Sing Into the Mic!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Thanks to this week's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off oneskin.co with code CUTEONE. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them - support our show and tell them we sent you! Happy Rex Manning Day! Comedian Katrina Davis ("Figuring It Out") returns to celebrate this high holy day to discuss the box office flop and cult classic, "Empire Records." Donny may hate music, but nobody needs to use the veto power this week because it's a movie everybody can agree on (except the JoJoHeads, who Chelsea wastes no time pissing off at the start of the episode). They also dive into flop house hotels, Gen Z employees, the elegance of Urban Outfitters, the joys of a speaker phone, and the wig work on the Vanderpump Rules spin-off, "The Valley." Sing into the mic, Cuties! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2024

TGIF 4/5/24: No Home Improvement Reboot, Abby Hensel's Wedding, and Crotch Rot!

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Lizzo quitting, Zooey Dechanel denying nepo baby allegations, Grey’s Anatomy’s newest season, Ramy Youseff’s SNL monologue, and Shakira feeling emasculated by Barbie, Mother Nature also brought us rain… and worms. And Chelsea’s family visited Donny in New York, so they have many stories to tell (including a huge announcement!) They also break down friend poaching, Abby Hensel’s wedding, raw dogging coffee, and the Home Improvement reboot (or lack thereof). Also, updates on Charlotte the Stingray’s pregnancy are announced. Justice for Donny; bring him a meat platter for two! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 April 2024

Sucker Punch (The Cuties Explore Feminism!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! It's April Fool's Day, so the Cute Ones are covering 2011's "Sucker Punch" because Donny must have been a fool for thinking Chelsea would have any emotions for this movie besides raw hatred, and Chelsea must be a fool for not enjoying it. (Can you tell which of them wrote this?) In their discussion, they dive into what fantasy world they'd love to disassociate to, unsufferable film bros, and Mapquest. Also, Chelsea has found a new arch nemesis in the form of Zack Snyder, and Donny has found a new daily uniform in the form of his sexy feminist alter-ego, Peaches. And remember, ladies - "if you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything." - Zack Snyder or Donny's Facebook, or Alexander Hamilton If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2024

TGIF 3/29/24: Kate Middleton Breaks Her Silence, RHOP Cast Shakeups, and the Joy of Banging Pots and Pans!

Thanks to our sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! In a week that brought us Karen Huger’s DUI, the Titanic door selling at a Hollywood auction, Sean “P Diddy” Combs' home raid, and Kate Middleton breaking her silence, Chelsea and Donny choose to discuss... herpes and the Real Housewives of Potomac, naturally. Also discussed are Normani's upcoming album and a new contender is chosen for Chelsea's top movie of 2024. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 March 2024

Troop Beverly Hills (The Cuties Pee in Public!)

Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2024

TGIF 3/22/24: Real Housewives Casting Drama, Kardashian Tea, and Smoking the Devil's Lettuce! (w/ Sasha Morfaw!)

Head to FACTOR MEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (we're covering "The Comeback" starting this week!) as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 March 2024

TGIF 3/15/24: The Oscars, Kate Middleton's Photoshop Fail, and More Mangina Mayhem!

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! The Cute Ones are fresh out of a ditch and ready to talk about Barry Keoghan and Sabrina Carpenter’s relationship, Beyonce’s Cowboy Carter cover reveal, Hillary Duff’s fourth pregnancy, Drew Barrymore’s furniture line at Walmart, and Ariana’s Eternal Sunshine album. A lot happened at the Oscars, and while Chelsea and Donny might not know who won the awards, they paid CLOSE attention to John Cena's Ken Doll bulge and are concerned about those amputated dog arms! Oh, and speaking of amputated arms - where are Kate's wrists in the new photos of the Royal Family?? If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 March 2024

Little Shop of Horrors (The Cuties Plan a Kidnapping!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Chelsea is out of bed and ready to celebrate International Women’s Day… but not before celebrating week 2 of Donny Appreciation Month. And what better way to celebrate? By going to Skid row to watch “Little Shop of Horrors,” of course! The duo discuss their weirdest coworkers, window displays, and the statute of limitations for spoilers (how quick is too quick to ruin a movie’s ending?) Then, they try to outdo each other with the parts they’ve received in Christmas pageants, but agree that straight men are the gayest men in the world. And as Donny turns 38, the Cute Ones need to know: what is middle age? Is Donny close to death? If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2024

TGIF 3/8/24: The Traitors, Deep Throating Eggs, and Throwing Tantrums in Public!

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! With season 2 of The Traitors complete, Chelsea and Donny break down the highs and lows of this season. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 March 2024

Red Eye (The Cuties Prove The Customer Is Always Right!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Grab a bay breeze (or seven), Cuties, because the movie coverage of Donny Appreciation Month has begun, and because Chelsea’s opinion can not be trusted, he will be moderating each film. Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” may be full of twists, but the biggest twist of all is Chelsea enjoying this movie. They discuss how great they are at customer service, break down airport traditions, and test karma by laughing at people having bad days. Also, Donny would NOT sleep with Chelsea’s brother. Viva Senor Frogs! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2024

TGIF 3/1/24: The Willy Wonka Experience, The Mystery of Kate Middleton, and Time Travel!

TGIF, Cuties! Now that those Leap Year Babies have took too much of Donny’s time, Donny Appreciation Month has arrived! This week not only brought us the cast of Beef season 2, a Walking Dead spin-off, Wendy’s surge pricing, but also the Willy Wonka Experience. Is Kate Middleton lost there? Would we still go if they relaunched it? Can Bethenny go to the next one so we don’t have to see her again? Is this where Avril Lavigne’s clone lives? The Cuties want to know what Travis Kelce’s father has to say about it. Put on sunscreen, you old hags! This week's episodes are made possible by OneSkin! OneSkin is more than skin care. It’s about skin longevity, targeting the root causes of aging to help you look and feel your best at every age. Get started today with 15% off using code CUTEONE at oneskin.co. After you purchase, they’ll ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them we sent you. Invest in the health of your skin with OneSkin. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 March 2024

The Bling Ring (The Cuties Try Sniff Drugs!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Welcome back to 2009, Cuties! Bust out your pooka shells, fedora, skinny scarf, and work appropriate butt-plug because Donny and Chelsea are covering “The Bling Ring.” Besides this (boring, if you ask Chelsea) movie, the two also share their opinions on Kirsten Dunst and Sophia Coppola’s blood oath, sniff drugs, and Emma Watson’s acting limitations. Also, cover your 130 pounds of testicles before we play the brown note in 3, 2, 1... If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 February 2024

TGIF 2/23/24: Stingray Shark Babies, Kelly Rowland's Dressing Room Meltdown, and Swedish Meatballs!

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! TGIF, Cuties! Break out your IKEA furniture, vials of shark semen, and Swedish meatballs as Chelsea and Donny break down Charlotte the Stingray’s immaculate conception. If you’re offended, feel free to storm out (much like Kelly Rowland at The Today Show). The duo also discuss Jen Shah’s Barbie party, Pokemon’s 25th anniversary, Reesa Teesa’s TikToks (Who TF DID she marry?!), and Tom Sandoval continuing to be the worst. Also, after Donny’s experience at the S Club concert, he and Chelsea educate the Cuties on concert etiquette. What did Lisa Frank’s art inspire you to be when you grew up? Black content creators you should be following (Hey, screw you Tom Sandoval!) Quin Lamar, Kendrick Tucker (Reality and Comics Too), Kara Berry (Everyone's Business But Mine), Selle (Who Asked Me?), Kaya and Aaron (Bravo We're Black), Taria (What Else is Going on), Troy (Beyond the Blinds), Krystina Arielle, Katrina Davis, Mani (Mixing with Mani) Go to FACTORMEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2024

Jawbreaker (The Cuties Abolish Dress Codes!)

Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! After an update on Donny's toilet skills, the inconsistently consistent duo of he and Chelsea celebrate the 25th anniversary of Darren Stein’s “Jawbreaker." With March only a week away, Chelsea decides this is the best time to make a New Year's resolution. Sure, why not? Then, Donny shines some more light on the types of media he’s… jump roped… to in the past. Chelsea still hasn't watched "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" yet, but she HAS played one of the meanest games alive, so we'll allow it. The two also have a heated debate on school uniforms. Rose McGowan Stans, this is the episode for you (because no other one is. #TeamAlyssaForever) Go to FACTORMEALS.com/cuteone50 and use code cuteone50 to get 50% off! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 19 February 2024

TGIF 2/16/24: Wicked, Shirtless Usher, and Wiping Back to Front!

TGIF, Cuties! Do you know how to wipe your own butt? Did your Ariana Grande boycott last longer than 60 seconds? Do you think Rose and Jack would NOT have fit on the door, no matter what science says? Do you have your goon face perfected? If you answered “no” to any of those questions, you’ve come to the right place! Chelsea and Donny take turns educating each other on those important topics while also discussing Taylor Swift headlines, the Wicked trailer, Usher’s halftime performance, Meghan Markle’s new podcast, Deadpool and Wolverine, Tina Fey’s career advice, John Stewart back on the Daily Show, and the upcoming “Suits” spin-off. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2024

Bridget Jones's Diary (The Cuties Learn About Steroids!)

Happy Valentine’s Day, Cuties! Donny is NOT farting, but he IS trying to make 9/11 happen, much to Chelsea’s chagrin. She approves, however, of shameless self-promotion, so they use this hour to plug their new Youtube channel (subscribe here!) before diving into the surprisingly good “Bridget Jones’s Diary.” Donny and Chelsea may not know how to mingle, but they can answer tough questions, such as: how old is Moaning Myrtle and why do British people get to say the C word? And don’t be fooled - gym teachers are NOT cute. Buy them some things from the Home Shopping Network. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 February 2024

TGIF 2/9/24: The Grammys, Alyssa Milano vs. Shannen Doherty, and 50 Shades of Kevin Bacon

Yeehaw, baby! It’s Friday, and Chelsea has another catchphrase (for how long? We’ll find out soon enough…) The Cute Ones dive into Drake’s ding dog, the future of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Usher’s Skims photoshoot (Donny wants to be that peach), the reconciliation between King Charles and Prince Harry, the A*Teens reunion, and Tom Holland’s return to the stage in “Romeo and Juliet.” On the Charmed front, Shannen Doherty, Holly Marie Combs and Rose McGowan may be against Alyssa Milano, but don’t fret - Donny is NOT. Then, Chelsea breaks down the Grammys (mostly Miley living her best life and Taylor’s constant state of unwell - Swifties, don't attack us!) Yes, Donny was in jail. And the Cute Ones are living in their Marvel era with a very special post-credits scene, so stick around for that treat! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re now on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2024

Thirteen (w/ Kelli Williams of Beyond the Blinds!)

Before Evan Rachel Wood was working in the Little Shop of Horrors with Darren Criss, she was "Thirteen." No movie depicts sisterhood and bullying quite like this one, and Kelli (Laguna Biotch/Beyond the Blinds) quickly finds out that no podcast embodies those things more than this one, either. The three discuss their middle school aesthetics (bring back sweat bands!) and fooling around in front of your friends. Also, Kelli shocks the Cuties with the best celebrity impression they’ve ever heard. Important question: would you report a 10 year old to the guidance counselor if they wrote “Cruel Intentions?” Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh, scream or cream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 February 2024

TGIF 2/2/24: Timberlake, Vanderpump, and Ex-Boyfriends who hate us!

After a quick retraction about farm expos, Donny and Chelsea discuss the hottest headlines of the week: Britney Spears vs Justin Timberlake (what year is this?), the Vanderpump Rules premiere, Jessica Biel’s shower buffet, Elmo acting as our therapist, Taylor Swift at the Superbowl, Nicki Minaj and Megan Thee Stallion’s latest feud, Diablo Cody, and Reba’s new sitcom (seriously… what year is this?). They also brainstorm things they’ll have their future assistants do (and what Chelsea will do for her assistant) and ways JT can keep his career alive. Also, are you supposed to be on good terms with your exes? Donny will never know. Rosie O’Donnell guest stars! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh, scream or cream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2024

Showgirls (The Cuties Learn About Insider Trading!)

Can something be camp and also cause trauma? The answer is yes (twice) because this podcast exists, and so does 1995’s “Showgirls.” Donny and Chelsea learn about insider training and dive into AI porn (justice for Taylor Swift, but not for the men of Marvel), their very different Vegas experiences, and the logistics of farm expos. Chelsea will probably never pose nude for Donny to paint her, but Donny did for an entire college class… and wait until you see what pose he was in (spoiler alert: it wasn't a scat performance.) WHAT’S IN THE BOX? Huge thanks to our sponsor this week, Green Chef! Go to greenchef.com/60cuteone and use code 60cuteone to get 60% off, plus 20% off your next two months! Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh, scream or cream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 January 2024

TGIF 1/26/24: Oscar Snubs, Kevin James, and Blue Balls

TGIF, Cuties! Stop deedlebopping and listen to Donny and Chelsea break down the week the best way they know how: by making it about themselves. No topic is left unmentioned: Renee Rapp, The Killers' Las Vegas residency, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and Taylor Swift's boyfriend's brother. Donny has been watching Netflix's "The Trust" and "Surviving Paradise," and he has never been so sure that he was made for reality competition television. The two also compare their favorite movies of the year (including a 2009 vampire movie "from the 80s or 90s") before getting into their feelings about the Oscar nominations. Also, Chelsea is NOT Donny's PR person... nor is she a film buff, as is proven in the fact that she refers to Oliver Stone as "the director of Oppenheimer." Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 26 January 2024

In Time (The Cuties Solve Capitalism!)

Much like Once Upon a Time, this episode goes off the rails quite quickly - well, let's be real, Cuties; it was never on the rails to begin with (much like Chelsea's thought process after hearing Donny's gay Olsen Twin story). Donny reveals another beauty standard that he's not willing to budge on, and Chelsea reminisces about her favorite storyline on The OC (spoiler alert: it's the lezzies). Also, as the duo dives into the 2011 Justin Timberlake/Amanda Seyfried sci-fi movie, In Time, they theorize how to defeat (or weaponize) capitalism. A donkey is smarter than you, Pumpkin Head. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 22 January 2024

I Know Who Killed Me (w/ Sloane Steel of Mummy Dearest Podcast)

Sloane Steel of Mummy Dearest podcast may not have anything kind to say about... anything really, except... somehow I Know Who Killed Me. Cuties, buckle up for the biggest twist in cinematic history... that you already know because Donny ruined it for you in every episode the past six months. Besides trying to explain the plot, the three also discuss cat anatomy, Donny's short stories, lying relatives, and... 9/11, naturally. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 January 2024

50 First Dates

Hi, I'm Tom. Get ready, Gen Z - it's Adam Sandler Day, and Chelsea and Donny are here with extra fishy fingers to recap his and Drew Barrymore's romcom about neurological trauma, 50 First Dates. They also discuss ghosting, gaslighting yourself into thinking you're drunk, and the appropriate amount of time before spoiling a movie's twist. Then, Chelsea educates Donny on the DMV sniper, and Kate Bosworth (and huskies) are the targets of Donny's attacks yet again. Hi, I'm Tom. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our new RHOSLC finale coverage and "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 January 2024

The Family Stone

Happy New Year, Cuties! This week, Donny and Chelsea are watching "The Family Stone," a movie that makes them both ugly cry and makes Donny... let's say feel the love. The two discuss the best movies to make your family watch after a grandparent passes, horror stories of BGSC and the ER, and a morning that left Dr. Bald SHOOK. Then, they participate in the most divisive debate of all time: Team Meredith or Team Stone Family? But if this episode is too much for you, watch "Junebug" instead. Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (now covering "Pretty Wild" and "Big Brother: Reindeer Games"), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 January 2024

REPLAY: A Diva's Christmas Carol (w/ Kelli & Troy of "Beyond the Blinds")

Cuties, we have a brand new episode coming later this week for you (The Family Stone!), but until then, check out one of our favorite Christmas episodes from the past - a recap of "A Diva's Christmas Carol" with Troy and Kelli of "Beyond the Blinds!" ATTENTION CUTIES: Unedited/unhinged audio and video of our "Batman Returns" episode is available on our Patreon FOR EVERYONE FOR FREE as a little Christmas treat! We love you! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 December 2023

Batman Returns

I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but Donny and Chelsea feel... more chaotic than ever as they recap Tim Burton's "Batman Returns." As they reminisce about this quintessential Christmas movie, the duo plan upcoming Halloween costumes (naturally) and Donny makes a New Year's wish to be cancelled by two dedicated fandoms. Then, Chelsea reads some of her poetry and shares the worst gift she's ever received (photos are available on Patreon, along with more details about Donny's family secrets.) Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (now covering "Pretty Wild" and "Big Brother: Reindeer Games"), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 December 2023

Gremlins (w/ Quin Lamar!)

Last guest before the strike, Quin Lamar, is back for his favorite “so weird” podcast to cover the 1984 Christmas movie, “Gremlins.” After repeatedly not being allowed to moderate, he shares a theory about what the movie is REALLY about. The three discuss Dan Akroyd, Quin’s brilliant money-making opportunities for college students, and Donny’s comic book career. Also, Chelsea provides education about the way you should properly hump your (sister’s) dog Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 December 2023

The Santa Clause

Holiday season is here, and Donny and Chelsea are covering the 74th best Christmas movie, The Santa Clause. The Cute Ones discuss stupid kids, Donny's Santa fetish (or maybe just a Tim Allen fetish), and the best iteration of the North Pole (and shoving it up your ***). And Donny and Chelsea have a question: WHAT HAPPENS TO MRS. CLAUS? Thank you to today's sponsor, OneSkin! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code CUTEONE at https://www.oneskin.co/ #oneskinpod To purchase tickets to our upcoming virtual holiday party on Friday, December 8, make sure you're subscribed to our Patreon! Bonus episodes and unedited audio & video recaps are available, and all subscribers are able to submit a one minute recap to be featured in our main feed episodes! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2023

Crossroads

Buckle up, Cuties, because Donny and Chelsea are going Crossroads; that's right - the day has come for them to cover the 2002 Shonda Rhimes-written Britney Spears road trip movie! They've been waiting, but it's unavailable to stream anywhere, so they had to wait until it was back in movie theaters, and their day has come. The two praise Britney (and karaoke bars) and hate on everyone in her life (except the movie's director), and also pick apart what it means to be a people pleaser. Also, Chelsea shares details about sleeping in her car and Donny breaks out a new impression. To purchase tickets to our upcoming virtual holiday party on Friday, December 8, make sure you're subscribed to our Patreon! Bonus episodes and unedited audio & video recaps are available, and all subscribers are able to submit a one minute recap to be featured in our main feed episodes! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 November 2023

Mamma Mia

Mamma Mia! Here we go again! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 November 2023

Animorphs #1 (The Invasion) By K.A Applegate

To celebrate the end of the SAG/Aftra strike, the Cute Ones are covering their LAST BOOK EVER - the first Animorphs book, "The Invasion." Besides heavy exposition and incestual cousins, they discuss Donny's many offenses at Bubba Gump Shr*mp Company, gay (ugly) NYC nightlife, Chelsea's past in hula hooping, and middle school musical theater. Also, a new development is made in the Jon Benet Ramsey story and Donny promises to never... well, you'll see. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Also, let us know if you want us to return to having guests or keeping with the book club tradition of just the two of us! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 November 2023

From the Mixed-up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler By E. L. Konigsburg

Jim from The Office read this book, and now Donny and Chelsea did! That's right - it's time to cover From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. In the C-word heavy recap of this mystery... with no mystery, the two discuss why they'd be terrible running away from home, dumpster diving for furniture, why the mall would be a terrible place to escape to, the mail-checking habits of millennials, and... Jon Benet Ramsey advent calendars. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 November 2023

Goosebumps: The Haunted Mask By R.L. Stine

Chelsea is diving into her second Goosebumps book - this time, one where something actually happens, "The Haunted Mask." In this episode, she and Donny continue to give the Cuties headache - with stories about school lunches, army boyfriends, and last minute Halloween costumes. Also, Chelsea used to be smart and knocked it out of the park at the science fair. And if you don't like this episode, you can s*** on a s*** p****. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 October 2023

The First Evil (Fear Street Cheerleaders #1) By R.L. Stine

Apologies, Cuties - Halloween is cancelled. But to celebrate the lack of the holiday, Donny and Chelsea are naked (well, Donny is) and covering Fear Street Cheerleaders: The First Evil. Besides the book, they discuss the gunks of the hosts of The Basement Yard, Chelsea's granola doppleganger and Donny's blonde one, and church Hop-a-Thons. Please end the SAG-Aftra strike so that Chelsea stops singing, and remember to buy your tickets to the Hellen Keller musical now before it sells out! For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 23 October 2023

Introducing: Profoundly Pointless

Allow us to introduce Profoundly Pointless, a Signal Award winning podcast. Exorcists, Money Launders, Latex Models and More. Explore something new on "Profoundly Pointless." Every week host Nick VinZant sits down with different guest from a unique walk of life. Listen wherever you get your podcasts. Listen on Spotify and Apple Podcasts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2023

Bunnicula: A Rabbit-Tale of Mystery By Deborah and James Howe

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Transcribed - Published: 16 October 2023

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