Brokeback Mountain (The Cuties Hate Soup!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

We wish we knew how to quit you! To end Tears and Queers month, the Cute Ones are watching the should-be Oscar winner, “Brokeback Mountain.” A quick note: Chelsea knew it would be a hit even though she didn’t know it took place in the past. They also discuss their hatred of outdoor activities, the diobolical diet of beans for bottoms, childhood trauma about getting sick, and disgust over clam parm. Also, Donny finds a way to drag Gen Z yet again - this time, not for being ugly, but for their tendency to make memes about serious topics. (Unedited runtime: 1 hour 14 minutes) To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.5	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic.
0:10.3	Ourselves.
0:11.9	Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:14.4	And I'm Chelsea and I'm the cute one.
0:16.1	This is a costume, right?
0:17.9	Well, it is a costume now, but this is the Farel hat I wore basically at every brunch in the year 2014 and 2015.
0:28.7	Huh.
0:29.3	Imagine it with a V-neck, ballet flat, a Kylie Jenner lip kit, just dry, dry lips to the high heavens.
0:36.6	I'm glad you're wearing what you wore in 2015 because so am I.
0:40.7	But did you come equipped with some beans?
0:44.3	I didn't, but I didn't wipe this morning, so we're practically the same.
0:48.9	Great.
0:49.4	So for those of you who are wondering, we are, Brokeback Mountain, a story of two boys
0:54.5	and their beans.
0:55.7	This movie premiered in select theaters on December 9th, 2005, but went into wide release
1:01.7	on January 13, 2006.
1:03.9	So since that's what's brought it to me, that's what I'm focusing on.
1:07.4	That was a Friday.
1:08.8	Glory Road, last holiday, hoodwinked, the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and Hostel were top five at the box office.
1:15.7	Laffy Taffy was the number one song in the U.S.
1:18.4	Great one.
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