Stand By Me (The Cuties Learn a New Slur!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Donny tried his best to like “Stand By Me,” but… meh. But maybe that’s because he just didn’t get it (his notes back that up). Before diving into this movie, the two take a moment to highlight the magic that is The Hot Chick and Blueberries For Sal. Then, they discuss the horrors of being Type B and bond over new slurs. What ya gonna do, Ike? (Unedited Runtime: 1 hour 18 minutes) To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.5	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic.
0:10.3	Ourselves.
0:11.9	Hello, I'm Chelsea and I'm The Cute One.
0:14.1	And I'm Teddy Duchamp, and I am the cute one.
0:17.2	What a name, right?
0:18.4	What a name.
0:20.1	And we are here today to talk about Stand By Me.
0:24.1	Now, Donnie, you've already given us a heads up.
0:26.9	You're going to break our hearts because this is a formative film from my past.
0:32.5	And you have let us know that for you, it was...
0:35.3	Yeah, that's exactly how I feel.
0:37.2	And I didn't want to go into it thinking like, oh, I'll hate this movie because words are spells. So I didn't want to go in saying that. I didn't want to go in saying I'll be bored to tears. So I didn't say those things. I didn't manifest this. But it was me. And I do have to say, I can talk a lot of shit about you about a lot of things.
0:55.3	But you do always give it the good old college try when you are introduced to a new movie.
1:01.1	Because nobody wants to be miserable.
1:03.3	Yeah.
1:03.6	Like the hope is that you do love these movies.
1:06.7	Now, I am going to pull a sucker punch because I did take a look at some of your notes, and I just don't know if you got it.
1:14.7	Huh. Okay. Well, sure. I mean, there's something to get. Boys become men, Chelsea. I'm going to have you against these boys by the end of it.
1:22.7	I know. This is my internalized misogyny that's making me root for these young men.
1:27.7	Mm-hmm.
1:28.1	Did you take your medicine today?
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