Swimfan (The Cuties Start a Cult!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

This episode originally aired 9/23/24. After the Cute Ones fight about Lifetime movie look-a-likes and Tony Danza appearing gay, they spend the time figuring out who is the Crazy One as they cover the 2002 feminist flop, Swimfan. They spend the hour comparing their motives for being nuts, contemplating if Donny is having a midlife crisis, praying for the release of Jesse Bradford and Azealia Banks’ leaked tapes, and arguing with Gen Z about their hatred of sex. Then, Chelsea talks about her hatred of silver jewelry while Donny shames unprofessional restaurant employees. Shoutout to our UK Cuties; your music is more fun! To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, we're the Judgies podcast.
0:02.3	Every week, we scour the internet to bring our listeners the most interesting stories and then we judge them because we're the judges.
0:09.2	And now we have a second weekly show where we take voicemails from our listeners to give them advice.
0:14.3	Probably bad advice, but hey, still advice.
0:16.9	Download and listen to the Judgies wherever you get your podcast so you can be judgy with us, because who doesn't love being a little bit judgy?
0:27.5	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:32.0	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic. Ourselves.
0:37.1	Hey, cuties.
0:38.1	We asked, you answered, and we listened.
0:41.5	If you are not a Patreon member yet, now is the time because we have big changes coming
0:46.8	your way.
0:47.4	Starting October 1st, you'll be given same day, add free access to current episodes at
0:53.4	the $5 a month level. You'll also be given same day uncut and un to current episodes at the $5 a month level.
0:55.0	You'll also be given same day, uncut and unedited audio at the $10 a month level,
0:59.5	and same day, uncot, and unedited video at the $20 month level.
1:04.5	Also, coming very soon, we are giving Patreon Cuties the ability to vote on one movie a month.
1:10.0	It'll be called The Cutie's Choice, where we'll give you some options, and you pick which
1:14.0	one you want to see us talk about.
1:15.9	Thank you again for all of your support.
1:17.9	We want to make the Patreon a place for you.
1:19.8	So if you're already a Patreon cutie, thank you a million times.
1:23.6	And if you're not one yet, again, I cannot emphasize it enough.
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