Welcome to I am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic. Ourselves. Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one. And I'm Chelsea and I'm the cute one. And today, welcome to Donnie Appreciation Month, dust off your calendars. Dust off your calendars. What? We started

good. This is a good one. This is a great one. I had never seen it. And what a diabolical little watch.

So, cuties, if you're wondering what the one is, it is, in fact, my date with the president's daughter,

the Disney Channel original movie. Available exclusively on YouTube, apparently.

Yeah, it's not on Disney Plus, so you can only watch it on YouTube currently. The people,

me, have been asking many times, hi, can you add it? They don't. I don't know. Maybe the right

to that song aren't available. Maybe Disney doesn't want to claim this movie. I love it. In sixth grade,

my homeroom teacher, who was also my reading teacher, so I don't know if it was reading or

homeroom that he did this in. We watched it at least six times throughout the school year.

That's crazy. He loved it. I mean, I've shared the tales of the movies that I watched,

John Wick, the Sister Act 2.

So certainly it was a different landscape in the 90s and 2000s when we were going to school,

and they would wheel out that television.

And if it wasn't Bill Nye, there wasn't a whole lot of learning happening.

If you were a teacher that forced your students to watch one movie repeatedly throughout the year, what would it be? The hot chick. Perfect for a third grade classroom, I think. I think so. It depends. If I taught middle school or high school, it would be sucker punch, for sure. Yeah. And then if they didn't want to watch it, you would just say, well, you guys just don't get it. But then the good news is I'm their teacher, so throughout the year they would get it. Like, upon first watch, they'd be like, ugh, this is awful. Well, the feminists in the class would, but by the end, they would be coming in little sailor outfits. I think my real answer, though, would be like any of the movies in the 90s that were based on Shakespeare. So, like, the 10 Things I Hate About You, etc. Good one. This movie, My Date with the President's Daughter, premiered on the Disney Channel on April 19, 19th, 1998. And that might be a lie, cuties. I wrote that because that's what my heart told me. I didn't find that on that. Not the date. The The date is true. April 19, 1990. Imagine I just picked it out. I mean, that would be par for the course the way that your brain just locks into the most random of facts. Mostly dates, honestly. Your brain is good with a date. So I wouldn't question it. Which, you know what, it's not an appreciation month, cuties.

I sent everyone a packet with all the players of Big Brother 40.

And I said, like, this might help you win a HOH competition if you study.

But then I have to remember, like, my brain is not like other people's brains.

Like, the questions should just be like, what's Chelsea's favorite color,

pink or blue? But my head is like, if you take Amy Jo's favorite show and subtract the amount of

kids that Matt and Maggie have and then add the number of times that Chelsea's seen

Independence Day in theaters, what's our number? And I was like, no, I can't do that.

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