Welcome to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11.

And a recession.

And the special K diet.

And the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars.

And Ben Platt's Wig and dear Evan Hansen.

TGIF.

Hi, cuties. Happy Friday, TGIF. It's me. I'm alone. It is officially

Donnie's birthday today, March 20th. And spoiler alert, I'm not recording this on March 20th. No, no, no.

I'm recording this on Wednesday, March 18th, because by the time that my

voice is tickling your eardrums, I am either driving to Big Brother 40, or perhaps if you're listening

to this later on in the weekend, me and the rest of Donnie's friends are currently in the middle

of being tortured by him. Can you believe after all

of the planning, all of the talking, we're finally here? It's finally BB 40. So in honor of us currently

being locked into a castle with our phones confiscated in plastic baggies, unable to escape Donnie's clutches. This episode is a

re-release of a Survivor episode that we posted over on Patreon earlier in the month. If you did not know,

I have never in my life watched Survivor. So this was a brand new experience for me. I'm having a blast.

If you've never watched Survivor, don't worry about it. Much like everything else we cover,

we talk about it, but we also mostly talk about ourselves. So before I leave you, I'm going to do a

little call to action for the cuties. I know that you cuties are so sweet, so supportive, so diabolically unhinged. My ask of you, in honor of Donnie's

birthday, as a birthday present to Donnie, could you please go over to our YouTube channel?

And underneath this video, our goal is to get 40 comments in honor of Donnie's

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