Welcome to I am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic.

Ourselves.

Hello, I am Donnie and I am The Cute One.

And I'm Chelsea and I'm the cute one.

And today we're covering, I'll be home for Christmas.

And cuties, we teased and we told you to prepare for holiday heart.

And I could deal with a Christmas crackhead.

That's not real.

Let's just come over to my house on Christmas morning.

Yeah.

That's not really, you know, the spirit of Christmas, but we could get behind it.

However, then I was on Wikipedia getting ready to write my outline, and it said there

was multiple Beethoven second attempts, one of which was against the child.

There was child sex work.

There was a lot going on.

That I was like, where is the Christmas?

Is it just the name?

Where's the Christmas in this movie? Well, famously a lot of things are sad on Christmas. Like that pair of shoes. Mm-hmm. I'm familiar. Would you buy these shoes? When the kids start singing at the end, that's the worst part. That's like when my dad got my mom to stop smoking because he would enlist my help as a two-year-old every time my mom lit up.

Mommy, are you smoking in there? And it surely did work. So, you know, sometimes you got to bring the kids in to make the adults cry. But we didn't need to be covering it on this podcast.

No, I don't think so. So this movie, I'll be home for Christmas, premiered November 13th,

1998. It was a Friday. That thing by Lauren Hill was the number one song in the United States.

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