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Welcome to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11.

And a recession.

And the special K diet. And the time that

James Franco hosted the Oscars. And Ben Platt's wig and dear Evan Hansen. TGIF. Hello, I am Donnie and I am the

cute one. And I'm Chelsea and I'm the cute one. TGIF cuties. TGIF. Can I go first, Chelsea, because I'm annoyed this week and I feel like, let me get it out of my

system so then I can have fun the rest of the episode.

Okay.

Okay, great.

So I went to the urologist this week, and cuties who've been around a while, or at least

five months, may know in November I had that eye issue where it felt like I was wearing two different prescription contacts. I went to the eye doctor. He said, no, everything looks great in terms of eyes. So then I went to the ER. They did a head scan. Everything looks great in my brain. Which I have follow-up question with that doctor. That's when we should have known. The health care system is a joke. But I went to my mom who famously has MS, cuties now. That can be our new merch. My mom has M. When we have a live show, she can wear a shirt that says famously has MS. Oh, my God. In the early years before I really had a life, like now I have life experience,

you know, divorce, fire in my apartment. Getting hit by that bicycle. Yeah, I have my own story to tell.

But the first few seasons of auditioning for Big Brother, I milked that. So my mom has MS. She would

love if I was on, didn't get picked. Anyway, so back when that was

happening, I talked to my mom famously with MS, and she said she found out she had MS when, not to put her business in the street, but she was having urine problems. So she went to the urologist and they said like, oh, it's a mess. So then I was like, oh, I'd never even thought about that, let me make an appointment with urologist. Already, the story I'm telling happened in

November. They couldn't give me an appointment until March 3rd. Today's my dad's birthday. I have to text them. They couldn't give me an appointment until March 3rd. Already, that's crazy. So I went to the urologist, and if we didn't know by them saying my brain was fine, health care in this country is a joke because they made me wait all that time.

Chelsea, they didn't test anything. I didn't have to pee in a cup. They didn't do anything like that. No like wires were attached to my pee, pp, nothing. They literally just asked me questions. This could have been a Zoom.

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