TGIF 4/24/26: The Cuties Eat Butt!

I Am The Cute One

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.8	Listen, you got through the week like we got through 9-11.
0:10.1	And a recession.
0:11.2	And the special K diet.
0:12.6	And the time that James Franco hosted the Oscars.
0:15.4	And Ben Platt's Wig and dear Evan Hansen.
0:18.0	TGIF.
0:25.1	Hello, I am Donnie and I am The cute one. And I'm Chelsea and I'm the cute one. What? I'm going to turn my phone off now so that you can't come for me again. And in the
0:31.0	time that I'm doing this, you can take that shirt off. I dare you. I knew as soon as your eyes got
0:36.7	big when we logged on, I just got this shirt from Pepe's collection. Look, it has a little Mickey Mouse. I think that he got it like in Disney, like in the 80s or the 70s. Okay, I do like that as vintage. I do like that it makes you look like a Disney adult. Don't love anything else about it. Well, you know, I'm leaning into my gay side recently.
0:56.1	Men have officially gone too far.
0:58.4	And so, you know what?
0:59.6	Like I've told Dr. Bald, since the moment we started dating, if anything happens to him, he's going to be my last.
1:08.2	Good.
1:11.6	TGIF, cuties. TGIF, cuties.
1:12.6	TGIF.
1:13.6	Really quick, I don't mind a lesbian.
1:15.6	I just don't like when lesbians dress like Shaggy from Scooby-Dill.
1:18.6	Okay.
1:19.6	Well, I guess now is a good time to tell the cuties a quick medication update.
1:23.6	Your girl's still raw-dogging it, so Godspeed to us all. The latest in the shenanigans of our
1:29.7	health care system. And I know I'm preaching to the choir here. I'm yelling about my phone bill when
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