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I Am The Cute One

The Bridge to Terabithia (The Cuties Are the First Toymakers to the King!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Donny's whispering again and another one of Chelsea's girls is ... not in boarding school, but does have the stomach bug. It's Week 1 of Tears and Queers Month, and the Cute Ones are watching "Bridge to Terabithia" (meh). They also discuss the best child actress of all time, Bailee Madison, washable Sharpies, and cleaning your house. Also, Chelsea tells a Dr. Bald dating story. Full, unedited runtime of this episode - 1 hour 21 minutes. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠  If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

There's so much more to enjoy when you fly in Emirates economy.

0:05.7

Spacious legroom, delicious regionally inspired meals, complimentary drinks,

0:10.7

and with the latest movies, TV shows, music and life sport,

0:14.3

some of the best entertainment in the skies.

0:16.8

And our family services make your journey simple and fun.

0:20.8

Plan your next trip and start the holiday early in Emirates economy.

0:25.5

Fly Emirates, fly better.

0:30.1

Hi, we're Donnie and Chelsea.

0:32.0

We're best friends, mortal enemies, and the hosts of I Am the Cute One.

0:36.0

On our show, we'll chat movies, gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly

0:40.7

we'll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass ourselves publicly.

0:44.0

After all, we're millennials, so we've been living and laughing and loving through

0:48.2

unprecedented events every few years our entire lives.

0:51.6

So if talking is your love language, subscribe to I Am the Cute One.

0:57.9

Welcome to I Am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Let's spike

1:02.9

the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic. Ourselves. Hello, I am Donnie and I am

1:09.6

The Cute One. And I'm Chelsea and I'm the cute one.

1:12.1

And cuties, if you're not on Patreon, you didn't see our test run of, you know, we're just cuter without headphones.

1:18.8

And one thing about Donnie, when he doesn't wear headphones, I don't know what is happening.

1:22.9

But you are giving delicious dish.

1:25.7

You just said, hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one. Well, you know that it changes by the end of the episode. So just let me warm up. This is just the new normal now. Okay. And I'm coming in guns blazing because I feel like I've pulled an all-nighter. I haven't slept. It might as well be 4 a.m. because at some point, I hope I can log in and say that it isn't a shit show in my house, but we have, I guess, another different new stomach bug that's going around. So poor Coco was up all night long. Now, we did ship Sapphire off. She had a nice, lovely sleepover with my parents. To boarding school?

2:01.4

That's what I sounded like.

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