New Year, Same Us! (The Cuties Get Sober!)

I Am The Cute One

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Happy New Year! Donny is moving into his new apartment today, so we’re publicly releasing an edited version of the sobriety episode that originally aired on the Patreon. Donny discusses his experience with drinking, his aha moment, and Leighton Meester’s beauty secrets. To access AD FREE versions of our episodes, as well as bonus episodes and uncut audio and video,⁠ subscribe to our Patreon!⁠ If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on⁠ Apple⁠ or⁠ Spotify⁠ This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! Get your Cutie ⁠MERCH!⁠ We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to⁠ subscribe⁠ so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: ⁠cuteonepodcast⁠ Chelsea:⁠ @ohnochels⁠ Donny:⁠ @realdonnywood Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:23.4	Sign up for your £1 per month trial at Shopify.com.ukau.uk slash Spotify.
0:32.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:36.5	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic.
0:40.4	Ourselves.
0:41.5	Hi, cuties.
0:42.5	Happy Monday and Happy New Year.
0:45.2	We are doing a special release today, changing it up, doing something different.
0:52.0	Don't worry, it is not a new year, new us. It is actually
0:55.2	new year. Same us. Same old bullshit. But today is officially Donnie's move-in day. He is moving
1:02.8	into his new apartment as we speak, a place where he is going to have a bed, not a couch. He is
1:10.0	going to have a bedroom with a door. He is hopefully going to have a bed, not a couch. He is going to have a bedroom with a door. He is hopefully going to
1:14.0	have a real pillow and not just a burlap sack decorative pillow that he's been sleeping on
1:21.7	for two years. More on that on this week's TGIF because I do have concerns about that. We do not have a movie release
1:29.2	for you today. We will be back with a bang next week with Jumanji back on our regular schedule.
1:35.5	Monday's movies, Fridays, TGIF. We'll have an all-new TGIF for you this Friday. But today,
1:42.0	in honor of this big life change that Donnie is going through today,
1:45.5	I feel like it's a real closing of a chapter, opening of another chapter. We are releasing part of
1:51.8	the sobriety episode that we aired on Patreon. This is the main feed version. It is cleaned up a
1:58.5	little bit. We also cut a couple of parts. There's one part where
2:01.5	we talk a little bit about Dr. Bald's sobriety journey. We cut some stuff pertaining to Donnie's
2:07.1	family. So if you want the full trauma dump, patreon.com slash I'm the cute one. A quick disclaimer,
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