Emergency Intercom

Owen joins us to talk about body counts and bond with Enya over their shared love of musicals Owen's ig: @owenthiele https://www.instagram.com/owenthiele/?hl=en https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 12 December 2025

Enya talks about her box, Drew's car got impounded, Ky is silent.   Join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercomSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 5 December 2025

https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Drew and ky are doing comedy sets soon. Enya got banned from a dating app and the road trip ends horribly lolSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 28 November 2025

Enya thinks people need to stop admitting to crimes on Tiktok, and Drew was horribly embarrassed twice this weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 21 November 2025

https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy   Violet joins us to pray for Ky and teach us that technology and nature can coexist   Follow Violet @viioletelizabethSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 14 November 2025

Enya might be the last pure woman and Drew won’t shut up about his new phoneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 7 November 2025

saturday sunday   Learn more about the Klarna Card at https://www.klarna.com/us/. Debit Flex Card pay later plans issued by WebBank. Deposits in your balance account are held at WebBank, Member FDIC. Anywhere Visa is accepted. Certain merchant, product, good and service restrictions apply. Some merchants do not accept virtual cards. Physical card only included with a paid Klarna Membership Plan.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 October 2025

Sending your friend 1000 memes is the new facebook poke, and drew got his blood test results backSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 22 October 2025

Drew got hate crimed on an island and Enya reminisces about 4th gradeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 15 October 2025

New York farting weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 8 October 2025

No one dances anymore.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 1 October 2025

The rapture happened yesterday but that wont have any effect on views for this episode because we are all going to hellSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 24 September 2025

Everyone feels the exact same, some are just better equipped to handle it with the brain chemistry they are givenSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 10 September 2025

We drank and did hella drugs for this episodeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 3 September 2025

Men not being on camera is a turn on to Enya and Drew hooked up with someone in an insane asylumSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 27 August 2025

Drew is the last gay guy on the planet to find out about lattes, Enya broke sobriety with Ozempic and Ky messed up badlySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 20 August 2025

Enya would love to die. Period.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 13 August 2025

Enya got mogged and drew doesn't believe in celiacs. Ky brought a bunch of weird stuff to the studioSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 6 August 2025

Enya thinks Drew has the vibe of someone who killed someone last night and ky is drews hagSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 31 July 2025

Drew's doctor is trying to hit, ky and enya went home together... and our house is hauntedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 23 July 2025

https://www.patreon.com/emergencyintercom join the Patreon for bonus episodes, q&a/topic submissions, livestreams, pay for ky's lobotomy Drew and enya went to the high school musical high school then came back to la and got crossfadedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 16 July 2025

Drew got hit by lightning and it turned him straight. Enya got a wall e chair that has an ipad and a toilet attached to it so she can watch the secret lives of mormon housewives without having to get up to cr*p or eatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcribed - Published: 9 July 2025

Enya totaled her car and Drew lives in alternate realities that don't exist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 June 2025

Enya died and Drew comes out to his mom Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/EMERGENCY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek.*Restrictions apply. Max $25 discount Sign up for your $1-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 30 May 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 23 May 2025

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Transcribed - Published: 16 May 2025

Drew teaches enya what Italian brain rot is, enya moved back to la and ky is an office bottom Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://RocketMoney.com/INTERCOM. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor. Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 9 May 2025

Enya moved to Miami. Why would we lie? Drew got hit on at a club and Ky finally got asked to be a third Go to https://HelloFresh.com/INTERCOM10FM to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life! Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 2 May 2025

Someone told Enya that she curses too much, Drew has body teasmorphia and ky opened the stink portal in the studio Go to https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/EMERGENCY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $25 discount Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 25 April 2025

Ky is in his office siren arc His cute sweater and toned body tells a story Get into it Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. at https://liquidiv.com and use code EMERGENCY at checkout. Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 18 April 2025

If you go to coachella you are ran through Start selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.  Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://RocketMoney.com/INTERCOM. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 11 April 2025

Apple ringtones are silly, Cris angel is a Mindfreak and how to turn cookies to gold!! Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/EMERGENCY10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $25 discount Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/intercom.    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 4 April 2025

literally, nothing is changing. Just wanted to scare you. Welcome back. Have fun. Enjoy. See you next week. Get 365-day returns and free shipping on your order at https://quince.com/intercom. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://RocketMoney.com/INTERCOM. Get 20% off sitewide and a free travel case and countertop stand at https://getquip.com/intercom. Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 28 March 2025

Something sweet for the kids… See yall next Friday !!!!!! Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Get 20% off your first order at https://liquidiv.com and use code EMERGENCY at checkout. Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/intercom.  Go to https://Quince.com/intercom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 March 2025

we used to k*ll women that talked as much as enya in the olden days Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. at https://liquidiv.com using code EMERGENCY at checkout. Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/intercom. Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 21 February 2025

enya didnt know how sports worked until last year and drew will never date someone because he is scared of enya getting jealous Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/intercom. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster at https://rocketmoney.com/INTERCOM. Go to https://Quince.com/intercom for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 14 February 2025

enya gives 50+ swingers a pass and drew got scammed in multiple ways this week which is especially bad because he’s in his luteal phase  Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/intercom. Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Get 20% off sitewide and a free travel case and countertop stand at https://getquip.com/intercom.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 7 February 2025

we got interns and apparently they use sniffies Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/INTERCOM. Start selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 31 January 2025

we are so crazy Get 20% off your first order of Liquid I.V. at https://liquidiv.com and use code EMERGENCY at checkout. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions at https://Rocketmoney.com/INTERCOM. Start selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 24 January 2025

Ellen degenerate saves so much money because she does all the editing herself Refresh your wardrobe at https://Quince.com/intercom for 365-day returns and free shipping on your order. Start selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 17 January 2025

sorry for the delay!! had to focus on being safe and making sure people we love are safe! we have been spending the past week helping friends but are also making sure that we give to the community that has given us a home in la for 8 years! here are some donation links and in person drop off spots we have used. hoping everyone stays safe  https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ew7vuYzTUA7vkDjjEWQkEOTcVPC7qhkEmXX6KSk22yg/htmlview  Item donations here: Community goods warehouse- 9016 Santa Monica blvd LA dream center- 2301 Bellevue ave Start selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Get 20% off sitewide and a free travel case and countertop stand at https://getquip.com/intercom. Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster at https://rocketmoney.com/INTERCOM.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2025

Enya is going back to being a closeted misandrist and drew comes out as having a crush Also this isn’t the last episode for a while I just wanted to see if anyone reads the description Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 3 January 2025

Drew thinks his parents are attractive that's weird. does anyone even read the description of the episodes. does anyone even care about me ? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 27 December 2024

This is enyas last year to live and she’s going out with a bang Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM. Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 20 December 2024

we were in grindr wrapped, drew farts directly into the mic this episode Free your mouth today and save 20% sitewide, plus a FREE travel case and countertop stand at https://getquip.com/INTERCOM. Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/INTERCOM. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 13 December 2024

enya saw wicked and it changed her brain chemistry, drew feels like he needs to explain himself after posting a thirst trap Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 6 December 2024

We lost everything… while yall were being thankful we were fighting for our lives. I hope you’re happy. We sure aren’t. Also drew got a haircut. Get a 60-day free trial at https://shipstation.com/intercom. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://Zocdoc.com/INTERCOM. Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 29 November 2024

We throw a party for Drew’s 26 day old poop!!! We also discuss how we exist on a lunar plane that doesn’t necessarily connect with typical mortal levels. Love at first sight? Alright… sit tight!!! Zocdoc Find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today at https://zocdoc.com/INTERCOM. ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/INTERCOM. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 15 November 2024

The kind of ass where you just see butthole and don’t see cheeks Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 8 November 2024

Drew knows what its like to be a woman now because someone talked about his body, if you dont make more edits of enya she will blow herself up and put it on the patreon Shopify Upgrade your selling today and sign up for your $1-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/intercom Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcribed - Published: 1 November 2024