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Emergency Intercom
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4.9 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:19.4 | He put a hook in my ass. |
| 0:23.6 | It's like Tanamo just saying she got fingered with a toothbrush. |
| 0:29.9 | Yeah, it's all... |
| 0:31.3 | I hope we're catching all this as if y'all are, like, seeing, like, a fucking fire |
| 0:35.5 | hair on bird that's rare in Japan or some shit for the first time. |
| 0:42.3 | That's not a real bird, I don't think. |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah, so who in my world wants to lick on a hair? |
| 0:47.0 | And I know there's a really rare bird in the north of Japan, in northern Japan, that a lot of people travel up there to go see, you can only really see it at like 4.30 a.m. |
| 0:58.4 | Period. |
| 1:00.4 | Hey! |
| 1:00.9 | Hey guys, welcome to this episode. |
| 1:04.5 | We got Josiah as a guest on the iPhone. |
| 1:08.6 | Hey! |
| 1:10.4 | It's iPhone Josiah. I'm iPhone! It's iPhone. Hey! It's iPhone Josiah. |
| 1:12.6 | I'm iPhone! |
| 1:14.6 | It's all personality, nobody! |
| 1:16.6 | Oh, speaking of iPhone, |
| 1:18.6 | Tim Cook's gay ass stepped down from Apple. |
| 1:23.6 | Did he? |
| 1:24.6 | Yeah, he stepped down. |
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