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Emergency Intercom

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Emergency Intercom

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Drew and enya went to the high school musical high school then came back to la and got crossfaded

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:18.2

Hi. Hi, this is our podcast called Emergency Intercom.

0:24.2

Thank you for coming in today.

0:25.9

Welcome.

0:27.1

Drew took me to a gay bar last night and then he crashed out on me.

0:31.1

You hit him?

0:32.6

He almost did.

0:33.6

He wanted to.

0:34.7

I wanted to so bad.

0:35.8

We've gone a bit loose with the term. Did you hit him? No. Why? I just didn't, like, it didn't feel right in the moment because I could tell he wanted it. Oh, I've been there, yeah. What was the crash out? He just started screaming on me. Yeah, like, I was screaming gay slurs at him.

0:56.3

Yeah, and I was like, dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

0:58.9

You know, it's funny is our friend that came up in the cowboy hat texted my other friend and was like, hey, like, did I hear Kai say that Drew is by LMAO?

1:20.4

And I was like, what's fucking funny about, what's funny about the potential of me being by?

1:26.3

Like, what is so silly about that i really can't get

1:30.4

on his case because that's me as fuck i'm like loo like i actually like i am sorry like i am one of

1:36.1

those i'm like okay girl like rolling my eyes no bisexuality is not real because first of all

1:41.4

it's just gluttony call it what it is is. And then second of all, it's like, Drew just, no. I mean, also, Kai is bye, famously. Famously, yeah. But I just only hook up with girls. Yeah. No, I mean, that's brave still. It's still very brave. I mean, to take up space is still very brave, no? Yeah, Kai takes up space. And the by can you...

2:01.6

It takes up a lot of space.

2:02.6

I don't take up that much space.

2:04.6

I don't take up that much space.

2:05.6

Oh, yeah, like, so I agree with him. I would laugh. I would laugh at the assumption that you're by. And like, I'm sorry.

1:57.5

I can, I hate that I can think of people who like it just makes me laugh because I'm like.

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