This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

Welcome to this emergency intercom.

We just recorded probably the best first intro, 10 minutes we've ever recorded in our entire life.

And it wasn't fucking recording.

So I'm going to crash out and kill myself two times.

Oh my God.

And you know what?

A girl like me, I'm going to always make my lemonade. And I'm not going to make enough for y'all to drink because I couldn't give a fuck if y'all drink it or not. I love my lemonade. I'm still in the best mood ever. And I'm just going to, I have to get this thought out. I'm going to start the episode out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Speaking of lemonade, Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce, gave us lemonade.

Erica Kirk clip saying, I forgive that man.

I forgive that man.

The guy that shot his wife.

Fogger!

Oh my God, that's Drew's uranium babe. Oh my God. Actually, your, your babe is disgusting and ugly, and I can't believe you actually left the store with that because me, like, I went, um, I ran out of

dual pods before I was like taking my family somewhere and I was driving and I was like,

okay, I actually don't know if I'll survive 40 minutes in the car with my family as much as I love them

without nicotine. So I need to go to a vape shop. And there was, I was parking to like, we were picking like a balliadas or something.

And I, when I'm with my family, I'm always scared to like we were picking like a balliadas or something and um i when i'm with my family

am always scared to like outwardly because it's fucking humiliating like they already see me smoke

weed all day like i don't need to also be like um hi guys i can't survive in the car with you

for 40 minutes a lot of jewel pod so I go around the corner to this smoke shop.

Weirdest vibe ever. It's called Smokers Paradise. It's like right. Whatever. I like,

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