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My first topic I want to...

Welcome to this episode of Emergency and Hercom.

First thing I want to talk about, why are all the cans of coats little now?

I want a big can of Coke.

Wait, I thought you, like, you vibes with mini sodas.

Like, mini sodas are in.

I like a mini-sodas. That's what I'm saying. Why bring back big soda, big, big cola? Why do you want like a bigger thing though? More soda. I've gotten to the point that like if I'm opening any sort of mini can of soda, I'm going in for a second round. Exactly. I opened two of them and I drink one and a half you said what i opened two of

women i drink one and a half which equals one regular can of soda and i'm like girl i want but isn't it so

fun to make waste in the sake it does make me feel like a giant like when i hold it i'm like'm like, oh my God, my hands are so big and masculine. This is crazy. It's like the Kinder to like everyday task pipeline. Like everybody was obsessed with the Kinder toys. Are those still around? I think they got banned in America because too many kids like choked on the plastic on the inside, but they're in other countries. But I think recently they brought them back. What I really used to get down with were the Wonder Eggs with the like the powder candy. Like, oh, yeah. Oh, my mouth is watering. I didn't like the flavor of the powder candy inside though. That was always a bummer. I just liked that. It would be like shakes. Yeah, it was a treat and you could shake it like a little ball. Sorry guys if I'm little bit distant i just found oh here he goes i have some like really serious medical news uh but anyway just keep going

because like i don't want to like be a burden or bring you guys down hi i you are not a burden

because i unironically in the three minutes i was staring at drew forgot you were here

so you're not a burden you're actually like, it's like. Well, that's a good thing. You like blend into the background. Yeah, like nobody remembers or knows. I got a call for my doctor right before the episode started and he was basically like you have a really serious condition. It's like pre-cancerous, whatever.

And then I walked in expecting like a bunch of emotional support from you guys.

And Drew was just looking at himself.

And wait, this also like, this is not a bit like Kai genuinely.

To be fair, I was normal.

Guys, I need it.

Like, I know usually you'd be like, what? That's Drew doing that? I thought the haggerty fucking wench and you mans or bitch face would be doing that. No, I was actually really chill and had an odd reply of not knowing what to say. Well, it was the reason I was recording myself because I was like one, it's pre-cancerous. It's not even cancer two still has the word cancer in it so I feel like I'll bounce on it to make you feel better I said

I was speaking of bouncing on it let's get into what went down that you were a complete narcissist

and Drew got in here got into my chair I came inside and I was like standing over him for a minute

he just kept recording me and

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