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Emergency Intercom

the scarlet letter but with guys

Emergency Intercom

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.93.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Drew's doctor is trying to hit, ky and enya went home together... and our house is haunted

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0:00.0

This is an IHeart podcast.

0:19.0

Welcome back to this episode of Emergency Intercom.

0:23.2

We're going back to the basics today.

0:26.5

I am not kidding.

0:28.1

What does that mean?

0:29.9

The fuck are you talking about?

0:32.0

I'm just saying shit.

0:33.0

I don't know how to intro.

0:34.6

Well, what were we talking about before this?

0:36.5

You guys... Oh, Drew's strapping you.

0:39.2

Yeah. Yeah. We went to Akbar and we found a conversation with this gay guy.

0:44.8

We found a conversation. We went there hunting conversation. We found a conversation.

0:50.1

Um, and one, he thought Inya's name was Jenga so we're we're gonna stick with that also he's in

0:58.4

on the joke i'm not making fun of him his er enya's name is jenga kai's was i said kai and he

1:04.2

said oh demetrius yeah i was like i genuinely i'm lie though. I actually, he is the funniest person because he did not hear a single thing we said all night, but everything he repeated back to us was 10 times funnier than what was said originally. Because he literally also just like wasn't listening. Like I literally loved him yeah he was such a vibe he was

1:28.7

such a vibe uh Brian if you're out there you were a fucking vibe if you're out there like he might

1:34.1

have died we don't know oh my god no no don't say that it's easy to kill someone are you insinuating

1:40.9

you killed him no drew did Drew was really jealous because he thought I was funnier and like cuter. And he, at one point he did say he was like out of the three of you, oddly enough, although I'm gay, I'd have sex with Anya. I don't remember that. Or Jenga. Well, he said Jenga. He said Jenga. but yeah then we also like got into conversation about like if me and Inya would ever hook up and like we were like no, we never would. I want it to happen so badly eventually, but it never would happen. Like even if it was an end of the world situation, I think it just could literally never happen. But we landed on me strapping in you. That's the most

2:19.8

likely scenario. Yeah, I would strap in you. I think I cried laughing when you said that.

2:27.8

I don't know that I like I hate that idea. Like I don't know know why. What does that even look like?

2:36.4

It looks beautiful.

2:37.8

I'm sure someone out there can draw it.

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