Hi, welcome to this up emergency intercom. I'm so happy.

I'm so happy.

I'm in a really good mood, but Drew's not.

So I just wish we had a fairy godmother or father or whatever.

A father of them.

This is your fairy godfather.

And I'm not going to face the camera. Yeah, he's in a bad mood. He's in a badass mood and he doesn't want to look at you guys. It's Josiah, if you can't tell by the back of his head. I'm a badass. You don't give a fuck. That's why I love you. I don't even need a chair. Never did. Never will. Okay, Ariana. Wait, what were you all talking about this whole like? Oh, touchbook MacBook Pro? First of all, you being sold on a MacBook, a touchscreen MacBook Pro, baby, that's a big iPad with a fucking keyboard. They sell that right now. But no, it's got the computer parts inside. No, but the iPad has the new iPads have computer. It's got the chip but doesn't have the same RAM and stuff.

Yes, it has.

Yes, it has like the M4 or whatever the fuck it is. Like when I went to go get my iPad, they literally were like, you shouldn't even get a MacBook anymore. Like you can have this big as iPad. The operating system, though. Maybe you're being sold a dream. Also the integrated memory. you can get a lot higher capacity with the MacBook Pro.

So, yep, I'm back.

Listen, him, he's got glasses on.

If you could tell, even before I spoke,

you could feel the masculine energy. integrated memory you can get a lot higher capacity with the macbook so yep i'm back so listen to him he's

got glasses if you could tell even before i spoke you could feel the masculine energy that's that's me

you could feel that someone was going to interrupt with like something sexy it's like when you

google something and a i shows the first answer that's not you're like get a i yeah that's when

kai speaks can you turn that off no they not letting us, because now I just can't Google stuff. Because that's the thing. Well, I just scroll really fast. It feels like... That's not... That's fucked up. It feels like when I'm going to someone's page and I'm trying to find a very specific Instagram post and you just like go to their page and you hit like a

fast scroll. That's what I do after I Google stuff now. Okay, but what's y'all's plans? No, Drew asked

Google this morning, hey, is there going to be a new touchscreen MacBook Pro? And I said, are you

asking me that? And he's like, no, I just asked Google. And I said, and then he, I guess, got the answer yes and got so excited. He jumped on the bed. I was still in bed. He jumped on the bed. And he said, I'm getting a new MacBook Pro this year. No. The most excited I've seen you in a while. Apple products, like... It's Ijustine.

It's very special to me.

Yeah, you are very...

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