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Emergency Intercom

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2025

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. I don't know how to say this, but it's not going to just be me and Kai today.
0:21.9	Kai's in the corner with his eyes covered because I told him not to look at me.
0:24.6	Daddy's back.
0:25.6	No.
0:27.2	But Drew couldn't make it today.
0:29.3	But it's okay.
0:30.2	It is okay.
0:31.4	Before you start screaming and crying and throwing yourself to the floor and saying that this hurts more than anything you've ever felt, we have a really, really good guess to replace him.
0:41.1	Come on out, girl.
0:47.8	You're by.
0:50.3	Oh.
0:51.6	Being by is real.
0:54.3	Can I open my eyes?
0:56.0	Yes, dude.
0:57.9	Oh, from the video.
0:59.0	Yeah.
1:00.0	You said I wouldn't get that.
1:01.0	Oh, from the video.
1:03.0	You're my.
1:03.7	Dude, saying being by Israel.
1:05.7	Being by Israel.
1:08.5	You look fucked up.
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