Enya moved to Miami

Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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0:00.0	The Autopilot Order.
0:01.7	Now, informal.
0:02.9	The strong urge felt at the ordering kiosk or drive-through
0:05.6	that takes over the entire body and mind
0:07.8	and results in a person ordering a Big Mac without even having to think.
0:11.5	Related phrases.
0:12.5	Looks like I've ordered a Big Mac again.
0:14.6	The Autopilot Order at McDonald's.
0:18.0	Surf from 11am, subject to availability.
0:48.4	Hey guys, welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom today. I am bringing to the table a very important question. Would you rather do bath salt or a whole can of galaxy gas?
0:54.4	Ooh, immediately. Immediately galaxy gas. And only because dentists give you essentially galaxy gas.
0:59.7	They actually flavor the air sometimes with cherry, by the way.
1:02.7	Wait, really?
1:03.9	I don't know if it's because the numbing medication that they put in your mouth before they stick the needle in is cherry flavor and it makes the air
1:11.7	taste cherry. Is there a squirrel in the tree behind me? I love nature. I really love nature.
1:19.6	Oh, hashtag random. Hashtag random. Hashtag random. Hashtag addie. Squirrel. Shirel. Shiny. Ew.
1:28.8	Shiny.
1:38.4	No, I'm doing galaxy gas, obviously, because I don't even remember the other one that's how little means to me. Bath salts, but what if you could pick the bath salts?
1:40.7	Like, what if the bath salts were super, super, just like some random Malibu bitch?
1:45.6	And it was like salts from the sea, like air dried and baked. And it was like natural ass bath salts.
1:53.4	You wouldn't like opt for that instead of galaxy gas? I think there's no such thing as natural
1:58.9	bath salts. I think the bath salts was just, it's called bath salts so they could sell it in like
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