Drunk episode
Emergency Intercom
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4.9 • 3.6K Ratings
🗓️ 3 September 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
We drank and did hella drugs for this episode
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:19.6 | Ew. |
| 0:20.3 | The fucking nasty. |
| 0:22.6 | What? |
| 0:23.6 | He farted. |
| 0:24.6 | It was such a girl fart too. |
| 0:26.6 | It was so like a Disney princess ass fart. |
| 0:29.6 | Thank you. |
| 0:30.6 | It was really delicate. |
| 0:31.6 | Why are you saying thank you? |
| 0:32.6 | You should be farting like a big fucking man. |
| 0:35.6 | Ew, that's fucking disgusting. |
| 0:37.8 | You want big manly farts from me in ya? |
| 0:40.8 | No, I want silence. |
| 0:42.8 | I want you to fart on some food and then I eat it. |
| 0:45.8 | I want you to put... |
| 0:46.8 | That doesn't even do anything. |
| 0:47.8 | I want you to put a raspberry cheesecake on a glass coffee table, and then you put like some lycra like bike shorts on and then you put a camera up underneath it or my face i'll be up underneath the glass table and then you sit on it and it |
| 1:06.4 | squishes out on the glass table and it looks like you're yeah you're just like sitting on the |
| 1:11.1 | cheesecake and we could even do one cheesecake per cheek so each that would be really nice or just |
| 1:16.5 | like a rice pudding or something yeah or a bunch of flan yeah and then I like yeah fart into it basically |
| 1:23.5 | I'm just thinking like the sound yeah anyway I guess we're good we're good to start, right? If you guys want to start. Guys, welcome back to emergency intercom. Today we have a doozy. I know. What a time we have had. I don't want to wear those. I had like this whole like thought where I was like, oh, I'm going to be like hung over this episode. Why are you giving them to me? Just just put them down I don't want to wear them they're your glasses I don't think they look good |
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