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Good morning, guys. Welcome to this episode of Emergency Intercom. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

What were you doing this morning? Because downstairs, it sounded like you were falling in the shower every three seconds. And I was falling in the shower. No, you were not. I have just been hitting my head and falling all day like my equilibrium is off are you kidding did you actually fall in shower I have construction going on in the garage right now oh what see let the man handle things yeah for real because I didn't know about all that kitten don't worry about it I got I got everything figured. Your lips are so glossy right now. It's gorgeous.

Kitten, don't worry. My kitten. My play thing. I'm Drew's play thing. I'm this play thing.

Kit and kit and kit. No, but I was also hearing that. Also, I hope it picked up on voice memo,

but listen to what I woke up to this morning 823 this is like

a mile away mind you oh is that the school the school they got a, speaker, and she is loud as fuck.

They need to turn those speakers.

No, she does not give a fuck.

It was literally the loudest thing I've ever heard at 823 in the morning, which, like, I should have been out of bed.

She's obliterating the eardrums of all the elementary students who go to that school around the corner.

Yes, yes, literally. It was, it was shocking. And then the house next door, their alarm system went off for maybe 30 minutes, and I'm still convinced that someone broke in.

And they were just like roaming around. I don't think they would be taking their time. I unironically, I really don't understand,

and this is from somebody who I can understand crime. Like, I understand robbing someone. I understand

the logistics. You know, you flip it, you sell, you make, whatever. Breaking into someone's house

has always, to me, been so not worth the hassle. Risk versus reward. Yeah,'t I'm like I don't know what you have in there you might have the dumbest I've been into a lot of people's house houses who like don't have shit worth taking imagine the humiliation of breaking into a home like this and just stumbling upon our empty ass house garbage or

half empty garbage filled house both in like garbage bags but mainly just random and also like the

like specifically for our home are valuable items, which I use air quotes because they actually don't sustain value is things we brought bought because we like them.

Yeah.

And like and it really holds no value otherwise.

Everything I bought that I was like, this is going to be

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