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The Nick Abbot Habit

The Nick Abbot Habit

LBC

Comedy

4.8546 Ratings

Overview

In the age of the 24 hour-a-day multiple news-gasms, let The Nick Abbot Habit be your guide. It's fast and funny and sometimes furious. All opinions are correct, apart from those that aren't. Plus Nick's favourite calls from his cult weekend talk show. Guaranteed no baking or dancing. The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

399 Episodes

The glorious sound of a ticket machine

In these clips following on from last time, we were talking about the wonderful sounds of old public transport, there was a big meeting in Cornwall and England had just played Ukraine.

Transcribed - Published: 3 June 2026

A lot of underwear under there.

In these clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event on the horizon, I was almost brought down by a biscuit and there was a big conflab in Cornwall.Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2026

The whacky waving inflatable tube man

In these clips from 2021, there was a surprisingly similar weather to ours now, the Village Idiot was getting some stick and so were footballers, and a picture of the Queen was placed somewhere strange.The Nick Abbot Habit is a Global Production.

Transcribed - Published: 27 May 2026

Turning the clock back

In these clips from 2021, there was talk of getting engaged (not that type) and from 2019 of a prince in an inappropriate pace (not that Prince)

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2026

New Balls please!

In these clips from five years ago, the tennis and the football were on, a cat foretold the future and there was a prediction about a certain Manchester mayor.

Transcribed - Published: 20 May 2026

A machine ate my homework

In these clips from during Wimbledon and the World Cup in 2021, S'Kier said something silly, some royals were deployed to Scotland and we were shocked at the price of a pint, which wouldn’t seem shocking now.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2026

Cutting a rocker's hair

In these clips running on from last time, we talk drumming, there was bad news about chips and a man found he couldn't go on holiday.

Transcribed - Published: 13 May 2026

Mr Blobby is chocolate pudding

In these clips from 2021, it was a race between a virus, a volcano and a tsunami, there was a lot of flagging going on and some cat-nabbing.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2026

Picking up a rock star

In these clips there was so much weather that it was inside, we were talking about acceptable sexual positions (yes, we were), and a rock star gave valuable advice.

Transcribed - Published: 6 May 2026

The Fun Plane

In these clips from five years ago, Mr Blobby had a spit-chat, there was a lot of trolling going on and much smirkingThe Nick Abbot habit is a Global Production

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2026

The man who knows everything

In this episode, we were concerned about the climate, we heard of an anomaly from 1976 and there was stress on the railways

Transcribed - Published: 29 April 2026

Not much COP

In this episode, that follows on from last time, we get a dog training lesson, there was a failed attraction in Marble Arch and a man took a lot of plane rides.

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2026

Explaining tennis

In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt

Transcribed - Published: 22 April 2026

Is it coming home?

In these clips from 2021, 'twas the night before a football game, there was a history whitewash underway and we heard a suggestion for a PM substitute

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2026

Minimising the kissing

In these clips from Summer 2021, there was a story about chickens and we were wondering what would happen if everyone put the kettle on simultaneously during half-time.

Transcribed - Published: 15 April 2026

Football this, football that

In these clips from 2021, we had a big game coming up, we were about to be let out and Jacob Smugg became a rapper

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2026

Getting football done

In these follow-up clips from last time, it was the eve of the Euro 2020 final, we heard of a hero in space and a Danish couple had an English experience

Transcribed - Published: 8 April 2026

We're going to win!

It was Spring 2021 and Mr Blobby was in power, we were getting jabbed and there was a big football match to play.

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2026

The "B Arc"

In these clips from 2021, Mr Blobby was doing his best, footballers were being booed, and I made a prediction that hasn't come true...yet.

Transcribed - Published: 1 April 2026

The roadmap to normal

It was Spring 2021 and we were about to be let outside, I invented a food item and Mr Blobby took a holiday

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2026

A royal eye test

In these clips from 2019, a royal personage had a scrape, another one wore a controversial hat and I got a right ear full.

Transcribed - Published: 25 March 2026

Go faster!

In these clips from five years ago, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace and an important football match was played in an odd place, and we found where Donald Trump got his bleach idea from.

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2026

Deciding to be amused

In these clips, we were in the middle of the Invisible Menace, the government had no apparent strategy and Donald Trump had just lost an election.

Transcribed - Published: 18 March 2026

The price of a pint (Part 2)

In this weeks clips, we were bored of redecorations, appalled by a sandwich and we found out why beer costs so much.

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2026

The price of a pint

In these clips from five years ago, Matt Hancock tried crying, I wondered who was going to replace Bodger Johnson and I couldn't believe the cost of a round.

Transcribed - Published: 11 March 2026

The vacuum of integrity

In these clips, i had spotted a spaghetti reference in space, Bodger enjoyed a home glow-up and his fiance was incandescent.

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2026

Boris's Banana Boots

In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.

Transcribed - Published: 4 March 2026

No shame!

In these clips, we heard about a big dog, a man looked at the sun, and a brainiac left with a box.

Transcribed - Published: 2 March 2026

The nomadic caveman look.

In this episode of clips from five years ago, we got the view from horseback, I rediscovered a particular writing instrument and we had a big weather development.

Transcribed - Published: 25 February 2026

Haven't we been good?

In this episode, we were allowed out after a long lockdown, there was an encounter with a lot of guns, and one man shared his unbelievably expensive addictions.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2026

The Curious Furious.

In this episode of clips from five years ago, Prince Phillip had just died, people were shopping and protesting, but only one of those was OK, and Twitter showed itself to be an enemy.

Transcribed - Published: 18 February 2026

Twitter goes down

In this episode, there was some flag waving, a woman found a scary pastry, and we had an alarming outage.

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2026

The Space Hippy, Part 2

In this episode, there was a gnome shortage, we found a curious poll, and we were told what British people want.

Transcribed - Published: 11 February 2026

The Space Hippy, Part 1

In these clips from Spring 2021, there was a lot of scamming about, we were allowed a haircut after months in lockdown, and there was a mystery surrounding a professor off the telly.

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2026

The Grabby Stick of Justice

It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got some very bad news about hair.

Transcribed - Published: 6 February 2026

The penny-farthing delivery service

In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby was embarrassing us on the world stage, a man was filling in his census, and a lot of people left a lot of rubbish on a rare day out.

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2026

His Imperial Hotness

In these clips from 2021, we were trying to understand the rules, the lottery paid out £122m, and there was a pre-determined sexiest man contest.

Transcribed - Published: 26 January 2026

The shameless clot

In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what you get for £5000.

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2026

Lego hair

In these clips from Spring 2021, Piers Morgan had just stormed off a TV set, we were comparing the hairstyles of the rich and shameless, and it was all getting a bit surreal

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2026

The Fat Particle

In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.

Transcribed - Published: 5 January 2026

Sniffing for newts

In these clips from four years ago, Fishi was trying to get us back in the office, a man went brain hunting and someone had a problem with ducks.

Transcribed - Published: 22 December 2025

Edna, Ethel, Nora and Fred

In these clips from 2021, Tory MPs were carrying pints of milk with them, Mr Blobby had just spent £2.6m on a room and we were talking about how certain names weren't popular any more.

Transcribed - Published: 15 December 2025

A Silly Fishi

In these clips from 2021, we were told that a corrupt organisation should take over a corrupt organisation, there's a weather forecast because sometimes hearing a weather forecast from another time is a bit like taking a holiday, and Fishi Sunak told us what was good for us.

Transcribed - Published: 8 December 2025

Million, billion, trillion

In this week's clips from 2021, we were getting used to being in, we found where some of our money went and a caller had an idea on how to improve everything.

Transcribed - Published: 1 December 2025

The plutocrats wallpaper

In these clips from 2021, we were freaked out by crowds, corrupt people were taking over corrupt institutions and a catastrophic clown show had become unaccountably popular.

Transcribed - Published: 24 November 2025

The 18th happiest

In these clips from Spring 2021, Mr Blobby had his toys taken from him, there was a happiness deficit, things were getting back to normal after The Thing and we were engaged in patriot games.

Transcribed - Published: 17 November 2025

A hug-free zone

In these clips from five years ago, we were NOT looking forward to Christmas, The Thing was still among us and The Tangerine Scream had just lost the election

Transcribed - Published: 10 November 2025

Statues and sausages

In these clips from four years ago, we were talking about a very silly car, Bodger was making noises with his face about freedom and I go on an unhinged rant about the catastrophic clown show of a government

Transcribed - Published: 3 November 2025

Being unhelpful

It was four years ago and a TV presenter had been mean about the size of Robert Jenrick's flag, Putin was acting nice and Donald Trump was not the President of the USA.

Transcribed - Published: 27 October 2025

Special Outrage Edition

In these clips from Spring four years ago, I was on the hunt for a bird, people were living in a cave, flag wavers were obsessing about passports and we were looking forward to filling out our patriotic British census.

Transcribed - Published: 20 October 2025

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