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this week. This is part two of last week's The Space Hippie.

This is the continuation episode.

And these podcasts are now twice a week.

They'll come out Monday and Wednesday.

And in this episode, there was a gnome shortage, a confusing poll.

And we were told what the British people want.

Well, let's get back to it.

Talking about Brian Cox, who was, for some reason, trending on Twitter because of a thing that he said a year and a half ago that was written about by the Express today as though it was current news.

I'm really mystified by this.

Somebody must know about it, because it was on the internet all day long.

So please tell me why, why?

Anyway, he was replying to Pretty Patel, the home secretary.

You know, Pretty Patel?

No!

Yes, that's her.

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