The shameless clot

The Nick Abbot Habit

LBC

Comedy

4.8 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

In these clips from 2021, a top Conservative had just released an uncomplimentary book about Mr Blobby and the other Tory toads, I give a lesson in maths, and we find out what you get for £5000.

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0:00.0	Rebel Squadron attack.
0:02.0	You'll never win.
0:04.3	John!
0:05.1	Are you playing with a kid's Star Wars Kind of Surprise?
0:08.1	Without them?
0:08.9	But I am their father.
0:11.5	Well, as their father, you can explain that you've opened their favourite treat.
0:16.3	With Kinder Surprise, you and your kids can play, explore, discover and grow together, one intergalactic adventure at a time.
0:23.7	Pick up for Star Wars Kinder Surprise today. Also available in Easter X-Eyes.
0:32.2	This is a Global Player Original podcast.
0:36.3	Oh, it is a good one for you this week. A top conservative had just
0:40.7	released a very uncomplimentary book about Boris Johnson and the rest of the Tory Toadies.
0:47.1	I give a lesson in maths and we find out what you can get for £5,000. Tombridge Wells. Hello, Adam.
0:55.3	Hey, hey.
0:56.6	So I just wanted a call following your mentioning Alan Duncan's
1:00.8	Or Tell All Diary.
1:03.1	Strallan.
1:03.7	And I just want to say what a relief it was
1:05.3	to finally hear somebody break ranks from the tribal party
1:08.9	and actually speak truth to words.
1:11.1	We can handle the truth.
1:13.3	Oh, amen.
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