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The Nick Abbot Habit

Explaining tennis

The Nick Abbot Habit

LBC

Comedy

4.8546 Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

In these clips that follow on from the last episode, the build-up to an important game was underway, a water company got corrected a bit and a man got a custom shirt

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0:25.3

This is a global player original podcast.

0:27.9

Oh, it's a good one for you this time.

0:31.1

In these clips, the follow on from last time's episode,

0:34.7

the build-up for the most important game since 1966 was on.

0:38.0

A water company got corrected a little bit,

0:53.8

and a man got a custom shirt. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. He says, I am surprised that Matt Hancock ain't in goal. I mean, he's good with his hands.

0:56.6

Ed says,

0:55.9

how can anybody find tennis boring?

0:59.7

Simply by watching it, Ed.

1:03.5

Okay, I haven't been watching much.

1:05.1

I saw one game, the first.

1:08.0

Jokovic playing an English bloke

1:11.5

and I only watched it out of patriotic fervor

1:14.8

because he was English

1:16.3

and it couldn't have been more boring

1:18.2

oh my God it was just so dull

1:19.8

he just won the game that just put him into the final

1:24.0

Jokovic or

1:26.5

whatever his name is he just won it in straight sets wow I bet that was a fascinating match I'll tell you exactly what I haven't seen it but I have a very strong opinion about what happened he served and it was an ace and so by definition the other guy couldn't get it back and then he went to the other side of the court and he served and it was an ace and then he went to the other side of the court, and he served in it was an ace. And then he went to the other side of the court, and he served in it was an ace. And then went to the other side of the court, and he served in it was an ace again, and that was game. Have I counted that upright? And then the other bloke would do the exact same blooming thing God, it couldn't be more boring

2:01.6

Chris Tex, I see some schools

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