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Oh, I've got a good one for you this time.

These clips from five years ago, there was a huge sporting event.

I was almost brought down by a biscuit, and there was a big conflab in Cornwall.

So they opened their big mouths mouths and out came talk.

Talk, talk.

I'm the only one that thinks that it's maybe not the best idea to have an international football match with actual fans.

I mean, having football without the fans is, I sort of got used to it.

I got used to that You know the fake fan noise

It wasn't greats because it never quite fitted

And

You knew it was

There was nobody there

And so the fan noise was to drown out

The players

Screaming obscenities at each other

and also to make it seem less weird

but there's going to be thousands of people

coming here

again the government is doing it again

there'll be thousands and thousands and thousands of people

coming here and would anybody be remotely surprised

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