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The Nick Abbot Habit

The Fat Particle

The Nick Abbot Habit

LBC

Comedy

4.8546 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a nincompoop's act, we were talking about old names, and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Idle money lies in your current account, picking crumbs out of its belly button wondering,

0:06.0

should I eat them?

0:08.0

But when you start investing with Monzo, your money's always busy.

0:12.0

It turns on regular investments, invests your spare change, and tops up your stocks and shares, ISA.

0:18.0

It even helps you make sense of risk and return. Monzo, the bank that gets your

0:23.2

money moving. You could get back less than you invest. Monzo current account required UK residents

0:28.4

18 plus T's and Cs apply. This is a global player original podcast. I'm back. Happy New Year. In these clips from 2021, people were buying into a

0:42.2

nink and poops act. We were talking about old names and I had an encounter with the pink boat people.

0:49.1

But first, a chap called about a caller I used to talk to called Brian from Stockton on Tees,

0:56.3

who used to call all the time, usually for a fight, usually about Brexit,

1:03.1

until I just couldn't take it anymore.

1:06.6

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

1:09.6

I can't wait another moment.

1:10.9

I must talk to Steve in Hereford.

1:13.4

Yes, Steve?

1:14.9

Greetings, Nick, it's actually in Hartford.

1:17.8

Oh, Hartford and Hereford.

1:20.3

Yes.

1:21.2

How are you?

1:23.1

I'm absolutely fantastic, but that's only my opinion.

1:28.3

However, just a gentle thing for Brian in Stockton-on-Tees.

1:35.9

Yes.

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