This is a global player original podcast.

Oh, it's a good one for you this week.

It's a follow on from last week's.

It was the eve of the Euro 2020 final,

which was played in 2021 because of the Invisible Menace.

We get to hear about a hero in space

and a Danish couple have an English experience.

Listen to him. He knows everything.

Craig texts. Hi, Nick. Now that England is not in the EU anymore. Will they be included in the next lot of euros?

Excellent question, Craig. They can banners from the next lot of euros. Excellent question, Craig.

They can banners from the next lot of euros, if they like,

as long as they promise to banners from the Eurovision Song Contest, too.

They could replace us with Australia or Israel.

Because they're in Europe.

Patrick says, God help us tomorrow, Nick, a ghastly dystopian nightmare I watched to Southgate swap Kane 9 for Boris 10 to take the deciding kick and a penalty shootout.

You see, this is why people keep, it's our default position to call him Boris.

It's so irritating. He's not our friend, He's not our pet. Stop calling him Boris.

That's what he wants us to call him.

He should have had Johnson written on his shirt.

What kind of a Johnson has their first name written on a replica shirt?

I mean, Theresa May, did interviewers call her Teresa? No.

I mean, Tony Bluh, was the Prime Minister.

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