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The Nick Abbot Habit

The Grabby Stick of Justice

The Nick Abbot Habit

LBC

Comedy

4.8546 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It was April 2021, and we had been let out for a day during lockdown and had behaved very poorly, there was a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton-on-Tees, and we got some very bad news about hair.

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0:37.1

specially good one for you today as we go twice a week from now on.

0:42.2

It was April 2021 and we had been let out for the day from lockdown and had left a mountain of rubbish in our wake.

0:51.2

There is a furious call from a certain Brian from Stockton on Tees

0:56.2

and some very bad hair news.

1:00.2

Fred says,

1:01.0

I reckon the same ones who wave their little flags

1:03.1

are the same ones who live there empty continental lager bottles flying around.

1:08.9

Lager from the continent.

1:10.5

No! Lynn says it's all a big experience. flying around. Lager from the continent.

1:15.3

Lynn says it's all a big experiment.

1:18.6

My cousin in Canada tells me that they might be going into lockdown again.

1:19.5

Again.

1:20.6

Oh no.

1:21.1

Yeah.

1:27.4

Well, they're going into lockdown and in French France, but they haven't actually been in lockdown, not like we would

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