Boris's Banana Boots

The Nick Abbot Habit

LBC

Comedy

4.8 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

In these clips, an inventor told us he was doing us a favour, we were looking for a huge and tremendous trade deal and there was a whole lotta beeping going on.

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0:00.0	You know what you're getting with a wedding?
0:03.0	Wedding hats.
0:05.0	A baby in a waistcoat crying throughout the vows.
0:09.0	Themed tables.
0:11.0	Awkward best man's speech.
0:14.0	The plus one?
0:16.0	Hello.
0:17.0	People dancing in a circle.
0:20.0	Ruin rental suit
0:21.5	sometimes in life you just know what you're getting
0:24.5	like a luxury bed and a great night's sleep
0:27.6	you know what you're getting with premiere in
0:29.9	this is a global player original podcast
0:35.3	oh I've got a good one for you this week.
0:37.8	An inventor told us he was doing us a favor.
0:40.8	We were looking for a tremendous and huge deal with America.
0:45.2	And people were missing Donald Trump because of a lack of daily craziness.
0:49.3	And there was a whole lot of beeping going on.
0:51.6	I think a short period of sanity is what's required.
0:56.5	And what's it?
0:58.7	The old geezer who is in the White House at the moment.
1:01.3	He seems to be doing amazing things.
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