Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Steve's body has endured many things over 35 years, but this week, it underwent a comprehensive test, which was carried out (for reasons which aren't completely clear) to determine his biological age. Whilst The Great Leader didn't explicitly sign off on this, he was content for the results to be delivered on the radio, to the nation. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Laura. Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 7 December 2025

Despite the serious and sober nature of The Important Broadcast, there was an almost playful mood this week and many games took place as a result... "What's Your Deal", "Got, Got, Need", "Steve vs. Michelle" & "Dinner Winner" all had a run out. How fun. Plus, an almost unbelievable film from Peter Andre and some discarded paint.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Helen. Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 30 November 2025

Following The Great Leader's big day, he was more than happy to share with us all the offerings which were made in his name. The list was captivating. Meanwhile, Steve took delivery of something in a large box, which he unpacked and got into. Of course he did. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to David Talbot.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 23 November 2025

Following the most recent Module, The Great Leader discovered something unfortunate.

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2025

The Great Leader can choose to broadcast from a different studio at a moments notice, but it must not distract you. Not one bit. From his tiny studio, He will direct you upon how to celebrate His day and lecture you on FAILURE. Plus, a big purchase for Steve and some gifts!Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Elly & Jago.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 16 November 2025

Steve dreamt about fishing with The Great Leader this week, which opened up questions about their spiritual connection. Plus, Steve welcomes us to Culture Corner, and Dinner Winner was a total disaster.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week's podcast is dedicated to Jodie.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 9 November 2025

In 2021 a film came out. It was called "Lamb." Have you seen it? Steve has. He's going to tell you all about it, in harrowing detail. Plus, 'episodics' and whether they're enjoyable and a Halloween special 'Explain That'. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Nathan. Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 2 November 2025

When The Great Leader gets a bee in his bonnet, that's it. Nothing else matters. This week, nothing else matters aside from checking your bulbs. Besides that, (and there's not a great deal besides) there are crisps, facts and and awkward drinks invite for Steve.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Nanci , Morgan, Karley & Gillian.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 26 October 2025

There’s almost nothing The Great Leader can’t do… Almost. One thing he can’t do, is formulate sentences the way Yoda would, but that’s ok. This week, you can expect so much from this podcast: Cucamelons, DIY, sauce, slang and crisps. Thank you, Maria. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Stephanie.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 19 October 2025

The Great Leader is simply stating facts this week. He's saying what a lot of people have been saying and he is just making a point. Plus, a delightful conversation with friend of the show; Robert Popper and a mysterious tale of shoes gone walkabout, from Steve.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Peter.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 12 October 2025

Look, any fool can do a phone-in show on the radio. It takes a real leader to reverse the phone lines and call the listener. That's exactly what happened in this special edition podcast. The temperature of the nation has been taken and the results are encouraging. Enjoy.

Transcribed - Published: 7 October 2025

400 Modules. What a milestone, eh? Or is it? Should it be celebrated? He will decide. Prepare for some harrowing insights into Steve's fact-finding mission in France, some offerings (or absence of), some poetry and some (French) parking. Just the way you like it. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Chris.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 5 October 2025

Steve has been dispatched on a fact-finding mission this week, though nobody can remember where. He'll surely return for the BIG 400th MODULE next week. If you'd like to be part of the "Don't call us, we'll call you" special podcast next week, do send your emails in to [email protected], with the subject of your choice and your number. Back to this week though... Expect a naughty cat, ID cards, Bulgaria, monkeys and sausages: The usual.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Matilda.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 28 September 2025

The last time The Great Leader permitted a guest into The Important Broadcast arena, it was October 2020. This week, he flung open the doors once more, to welcome podcaster, author and very nice man, Andy McGrillen. Plus, how big are giraffes, really?Still reading this blurb? Fair play. Last week, the title and blurb made reference to a part of the programme that was completely missed out of the podcast. Isn't it mad that it can even happen? Let alone how often it happens. It's like calling something "The Horse Show" and letting people buy tickets, only to discover there aren't any horses. This week, the "What's Your Deal" segment that should have been included last week, is now available for your enjoyment. Just a week late. Please accept the apologies of the enormous team who work behind the scenes on The Important Broadcast. There are so many of them. Literally too many to name. It would be impossible to know whose fault it was.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Nicola.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 21 September 2025

We've all missed "What's Your Deal?" but obviously not enough to remember what it was actually called. No matter, it returns today! Plus, THE Flower Boy, some well-wishing emails for Steve and a big leap forward on wedding planning. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Gabrielle.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 14 September 2025

The Great Leader had almost recovered from Hassle's fresh challenges, but this week, Steve is landing him with a BIG problem to sort. Plus, bad translation, Swiss chocolate & the return of the Thermomix.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Gabby, Laurie's 10 Year Old Brother, Tabitha, George & Becky.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 7 September 2025

Despite a pitch with no hitch, The Great Leader's camping trips are cursed... how else could you explain a mist of Guinness?Steve too had an eventful week, as not only did he have a run in with a man in uniform but he also got into a disagreement with his good lady over a bag of crisps.Plus, it was finally revealed what the acronym FUN stands for.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Davina (Gavin's Cat).Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 31 August 2025

It feels like we all waited ages for Steve to watch Jaws 3-D, but now he's wasted no time whatsoever in watching Jaws 4! His detailed review is contained within. Plus, The Great Leader talks about eggs and never, ever stops. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Nicholas (Nick).Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 24 August 2025

Danny Wallace, your Great Leader has time-slipped. Don’t for a second try telling him he hasn’t, because he won’t like it. He is a man of his own will and wishes… That is unless he has an evening at home alone with his cat and dog, because in that case, they are firmly in charge. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Sam.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 17 August 2025

Another week, another fact-finding mission. But how successful was it? Only Steve has the answer. Plus, the most up to date film reviews, like Ice Cube's "War of The Worlds" vehicle and the 1983 hit, Jaws 3-D. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Sam.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 10 August 2025

The Great Leader wishes to hear all about the Fact Finding Mission to Wembley Stadium this week. Did the Oasis reunion show live up to the hype and did it all go without a hitch for The Cute Boys? Plus, an awful lot of gnome chat. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Pen Y Fan.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 3 August 2025

This week, The Great Leader went to the (a) Grand Prix! Wow. Meanwhile, Steve drove up and down to York and some builders made a little patio. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Rick.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 27 July 2025

As the title suggests, The Great Leader is rightly worried about Italy's risotto production... But why?! The reason might shock you! Plus, Steve invents something (he doesn't) and it looks as though somebody has finally explained 'that'.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Matt.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 20 July 2025

The Great Leader is admired and imitated by many in this world. This is unsurprising. Meanwhile, Steve can't even get his trousers to fit properly. This week, we find out what you still use, that's old but not a slow cooker. Plus, electric shocks, no underwear and hostess trolleys. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Alice.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 13 July 2025

What's fatbad? Don't worry, Steve Ferdinando will explain. Meanwhile and more importantly, The Great Leader explains why The Smurfs film could be great news for him and he FINALLY explains 'that'.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Steph.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 6 July 2025

If you happen to be eating when Steve starts talking about a toothbrush on todays podcast, probably stop eating for a bit. He's not the only one with a toothbrush anecdote though, in case you were worried... The Great Leader has a corker. Plus, Ghost Cows, village fetes and a very awkward encounter whilst paying for Sunday lunch.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to George.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 29 June 2025

You'll have no doubt spent the whole week on tenterhooks, wondering how Steve's very first MOT went! Did he pass, or was it a great big fail? Plus, baby blinds (what are they?) and the moment you knew you were old. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Christopher.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 22 June 2025

Trains, planes and automobiles! Gear up for a transport special with your favourite guys, The IBS! Plus, what tent is Steve taking to Glastonbury (clue in title) and did The Great Leader ACTUALLY see a ghost? Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Siân.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 15 June 2025

All listener thoughts, feelings and especially musings are encouraged by The Great Leader, but this week, one listener took it further... Too far, some would argue. Ray Boyle tells an epic tale that must be heard to be believed. Plus, a poorly laptop, grey hair and the tables turn in "Got, Got, Need"...Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Ray Boyle.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 8 June 2025

It is no accident that The Important Broadcast goes a bit left field sometimes. It's entirely by design. Please see this episode as an example of this. Hydrating dogs by hand, giant rollerball pens and a chicken sandwich for dinner. Go.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Lawrence & Alistair Minton.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 1 June 2025

What you're looking at is the very first "quad-ded" Important Broadcast Podcast. What does that mean? You'll obviously need to listen to find out. There's news (though nothing particularly informative) from the stag-do Steve went on, there's toast and it's many forms and there's your Great Leader, beset by a malady.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Seddington Bear, Neil Duncan, Matt, Abi & Charlotte. Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 25 May 2025

Is a pub always a pub? Think about that for a bit before you even consider pressing play. Then, once you press play, allow The Great Leader to feed you the answer. Plus, Steve has a stag do to attend and he's made a silly mistake. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Lea.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 18 May 2025

There have now been two occasion upon which The Important Broadcast Squad have been unable to continue broadcasting for getting the giggles. Today was the 2nd occasion. How silly. Besides this, there was an awful lot of celebration for the British condition and an excellent guest judge on Dinner Winner.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Steve & Lisa.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 11 May 2025

A new week, a new lesson, a new producer. Meet Mr John Shaw and marvel at his plums. Not just John's though... All plums! All plums: Everywhere. Plus, a pointed correction from Tim, London's leading criminal lawyer and a fair helping of the supernatural.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] you.

Transcribed - Published: 4 May 2025

The Great Leader's voice was especially powerful today. Remember that. He used it to admonish the many running dorks and their bad, bad choices. He also spake of unusual points of view on cultural cornerstones and seeds. Put this podcast into your mind via your ears. Right now.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Nick.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 27 April 2025

Your dear, irreplaceable and all-wise Great Leader blessed the people of Italy with his presence this week, which made his Dinner Winner entries sparkle. Meanwhile, Steve went to B&Q (our friends at...) Plus, lots of street humour, knights and what Wonderwall is really about* *It isn't.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Matilda.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 20 April 2025

What's a watchmaker's favourite time? Steve will tell you exactly that. Was there ever a Volvo made of wood? The Great Leader will leave you in no doubt. Plus, crisps, 'The Yawn' and a quiz! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Daisy.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 13 April 2025

Great Britain does NOT produce weak beef. That's a fact. Predictably, this is not the only fact contained within this weeks broadcast. The Great Leader need only breathe and it is as though facts cascade from his powerful nostrils. Also this week: Vanity registration plates, electric sofas and a horrendous journey. Begin.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Yvonne Parker.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 6 April 2025

Here are the 3 main learning objectives you should take away from this week’s episode:A) Steve is quite a quirky guy to live with.B) You’ve got to put the time in.C) There are no other podcasts.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Lucy, Lucy’s Family, Lucy’s friends, and everyone Lucy has ever met, apart from Nick.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 30 March 2025

The Great Leader does as the great leader does, and this week was no different... 1) He helped to rescue a lost dog 2) He guided the local authorities to a hidden location 3) He supported an elderly woman in her hour of need4) He cooked a meal with over 40 ingredients5) He entertained a nationPlease send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Rachel.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 23 March 2025

It was an extremely busy week for the cute boys as producer Joe(’s wife) had a baby, the great leader took his son for Lemonade and Steve invented a hair cut... If that’s not enough to hook you in for a serious listen then that’s your problem.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to the guy from the Londis in Wembley.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 16 March 2025

The world of the supernatural knows no bounds. It can influence our lives when and wherever, at any time. So what about football matches? There's no reason to think it isn't possible. This week, The Great Leader shares spooky testimony from the footballing game. Plus, even more Volvo facts and Steve's new passport.dPlease send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Budge.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 9 March 2025

Do you ever think that Timpson doesn't get enough mentions on The Important Broadcast? No worries, the IBS are on it. The Great Leader joined an extremely elite club this week, whilst Steve went to The Brits and failed to collect the required information. Plus, a practical joke falls flat, coal-fired pizza and The Important Broadcast extends BEYOND 1pm!Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Steve.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 2 March 2025

In today's intro, a lovely lady called in to Radio X, but got more than she bargained for. Whilst this happened for real, her words have been re-voiced, to protect her anonymity. She was lovely. What else happens?! Dinner Winner, What's Your Deal, Steve's Film Review and an engaging story about a taxi driver who wished only to be paid in cash. BEGIN! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Carina.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 23 February 2025

The Great Leader did a kind thing for a friend this week, but was met with short shrift by an online sales person. Steve did another Film Review and gave his (quite loose) predictions for the BAFTAs. Plus, emergency texts, more Mark Wahlberg and a big accusation. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Andrew. Sorry Andrew.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 16 February 2025

Steve decided to do riddles this week... That was without consulting anybody else and with absolutely no warning. The Great Leader allowed this, which we must trust was the right thing. Elsewhere, He pontificated upon the phenomenon of 'spontaneous combustion' and encouraged you to get a deal on an Eternal Rose. Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Steve ManleyThank you.

Transcribed - Published: 9 February 2025

Run the flags up the poles, light the fireworks, prepare a lavish meal and hug your loved ones... The Great Leader bestows upon you, a new feature. Listen at once! You'll also catch Steve's review of 'A Complete Unknown' and be urged to buy some better fitting underwear. Begin! Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to James & Harry.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 2 February 2025

Imagine a television channel entirely dedicated to one particular show from the early 2000s. It would play a loop of endless episodes, each subtly different, but still familiar enough to have droning in the background. Imagine no longer, for this is a reality enjoyed in The Great Leader's own kitchen. Why not do the same in YOUR kitchen?! Plus, Steve's comprehensive review of 'Wicked' and a lengthy discussion on dishwasher tablet choice.Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Ellis.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 26 January 2025

The Great Leader is awash with your correspondence this week. Imagine a great, strong and wise man up to his powerful neck in letters, postcards, perfumed notes and parcels. This is how we find him, except all the correspondence is digital. Aside from your missives, He muses upon wassailing, children's parties and the nature of time itself (it's a construct). Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to LK.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 19 January 2025

The world is an unkind, unpredictable place. The Great Leader doesn't promise you kindness, nor does he promise you predictability, but he can give you the solid golden promise of wisdom, swift judgement and the right way of doing things. This week, Steve watched another film and his thoughts may surprise you - plus, how can Jake Humphrey improve a trip to the pub with your significant other?Please send your listener comments to [email protected] week’s podcast is dedicated to Danielle.Thank you.

Transcribed - Published: 12 January 2025