The Important Broadcast Module 402: Honk If You Love Pizza Do
Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
Global
4.8 • 594 Ratings
🗓️ 19 October 2025
⏱️ 100 minutes
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Summary
There’s almost nothing The Great Leader can’t do… Almost. One thing he can’t do, is formulate sentences the way Yoda would, but that’s ok. This week, you can expect so much from this podcast: Cucamelons, DIY, sauce, slang and crisps. Thank you, Maria.
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This week’s podcast is dedicated to Stephanie.
Thank you.
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | This is a global player original podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Danny Wallace. |
| 0:08.1 | Radio X. |
| 0:09.6 | Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast, and what do we have for you? |
| 0:14.5 | Well, if you like cucumber and watermelon hybrids, there's a little something for you. |
| 0:20.5 | If you like talk of catfish, |
| 0:24.0 | I suppose there's a bit there for you. If you've ever wanted to eat a pudding in a park, |
| 0:29.2 | my God, this is the place for you. If you've ever wondered how much bleach you should have |
| 0:34.9 | under your kitchen sink, this is the place for you. We'll work that one out too. Bleach is the kind of thing that you grab when you go to the supermarket, grab a bleach. You might already have, but it's so cheap. Do we need bleach? Let's just grab one and chuck it in the trolley. And then before you know it, you've got loads of bleach. |
| 0:56.7 | I think you're the only person who thinks this. |
| 0:58.0 | |
| 0:58.8 | A lot more. |
| 1:02.1 | If you've ever wanted to drill something into a wall or you wanted to remember a shelf, this is the podcast for you. |
| 1:06.2 | If you want tales of Minnesota. |
| 1:10.8 | Then this also is the play. But what I'm saying is... If you want to of Minnesota. Then this also is the play. |
| 1:12.5 | But what I'm saying is... |
| 1:13.4 | If you want to have a huge joke scandal blown wide open, |
| 1:17.4 | this is the show for you. |
| 1:18.6 | What was that? |
| 1:20.0 | Joke scandal. |
| 1:20.6 | Bump stickers. |
| 1:21.5 | Oh, yes. |
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