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This is a Global player original podcast.

Danny Wallace.

Radio X.

Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast, brought to you by us.

And I tell you what, do you like sounds?

Hmm? Do you like like sounds different sounds of things

perhaps sounds of a golden yesterday uh well you are going to love um joe's party piece he does

all the parties he goes to uh he does it semi professionally. He turns up at pubs that are doing karaoke.

And he says, knock the backing track off, please. I have some sounds I'd like to make.

Yeah, and then he's paid well for that. He's paid handsomely.

Shortly before I'm asked to leave.

Well, it's the only person who gets paid to leave.

Yeah.

Because you're really interrupting people's karaoke. Please, we'll give you a quid. Just leave. That's quicker. Just give him a quid and you'll stop. I saw a thing on the internet a few days ago. No way. On the internet. There's loads of stuff on there. You should look on there. I will. absolutely it a money-making scheme. Lovely. And I can't for the life of me figure out what the fault is. But it can't work. What is it? Spit it out. I thought of it because you said a pound. What is this hairbrain scheme? So you put a pound into a trolley in a supermarket, right? That's absolutely right. And then you get that trolley, and then you return it at the end, and you get your pound back, right? Are you going to say, you basically, you put a quid in and you've got a trolley, and then you melt it down into watch straps. Scrap. He has just nodded sagelyely like he's the most intelligent man on earth.

Steve, not me.

Danny, you've got it.

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