The Important Broadcast Module 393: Succubus

Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Global

Comedy

4.8 • 594 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Danny Wallace, your Great Leader has time-slipped. Don’t for a second try telling him he hasn’t, because he won’t like it. He is a man of his own will and wishes… That is unless he has an evening at home alone with his cat and dog, because in that case, they are firmly in charge.

Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk

This week’s podcast is dedicated to Sam.

Thank you.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Debbie was in a bit of a pickle.
0:03.0	A Crisp and Gurkin sandwiches just weren't selling.
0:07.0	Until she had the good idea to use Canva to design her logo,
0:11.0	menus and social posts.
0:14.0	They looked good.
0:17.0	Really, really good.
0:19.0	Turns out Crisp and Gurkin sandwiches are right up everyone's street.
0:23.7	Even if that street now smells a pickles.
0:26.9	Thanks, Canber.
0:32.0	This is a Global Player Original Podcast.
0:36.2	Danny Wallace.
0:39.6	Radio X. Well, hello, welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you.
0:44.9	What you'll hear today will shock you.
0:48.4	It will shock you to your core.
0:50.5	At times you'll be afraid.
0:52.3	You'll be frightened.
0:53.4	You'll be shivering.
0:54.3	Be disgusted. Your knees will be all of a qu frightened. You'll be shivering. Be disgusted.
0:55.2	Your knees will be all of a quiver.
0:57.1	You may be disgusted.
0:58.5	I use a word that has never been used
1:00.9	on United Kingdom commercial national radio.
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