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Danny Wallace.

Radio X. Well, hello and welcome to another important broadcast podcast brought to you by

well initially just me and Joe

Why ever would that be Joe?

Now how are we going to explain this?

How can we explain this that Steve is here right now? Right now he is. And any minute now we're going to dive head on into the show. And make a bold claim that he's not here. That he's not here. What? It's crazy. It's confusing. So do try and sort of just keep your wits about you. Yeah, yeah. It'll take a bit more concentration than usual this one. If you like, I can not talk in this bit. Yeah, that would be good because that just confuses things. Yeah, just confusing things. Because as we say, in a minute you won't be here. Because we were recording this after the show's finished. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's true. But the listener might not... See how we bend time and space to our will. But I'll chill now. I'm just a bit worried because if someone's listening to this and driving, for example, they've heard Steve now. Yeah, pull over. And in a moment, they're going to hear that Steve's not here. And they're going to slam their brakes on. Best advice I can give you at this moment, pull over. You're going to have to, because you are, that middle pedal, when you hear that we say that Steve's not here, you're going to mash that into the carpet. And don't be confused, because if you're driving an automatic, and you're now looking for a middle pedal. I was doing it in my head. Yeah, you've got to be very careful. So basically, pull over now. You know, you're a weak-minded soul. Pull over safely. And we don't like confusing you. God, no. Just do it safely. Just do it safely, you know, for us. You know? So in a minute, Steve won't be here. So we're all free to enjoy ourselves. But he will be back. He will be back. You are pulled over, I'm not all right. I'm going to go now. Let's make it. Free D-O-X. Well, hello. How are you? Just after 11 on a Sunday, and that means one thing your weekend starts here, and it starts with your important broadcast. I am here. Joe Atty-Well is here. Fernando, not here yet. He's hot-footing it back

from Manchester where he's been attending the Brits. Is that acceptable, though?

Well, it will be because he has been sending us what we're calling Steve Fernandando's Brits

hits. Yes. So updates, right? He's no doubt going to have a lot of showbid stories. Oh, there's going to be so many. Update. Gossip. Oh, so much gossip. BTS, which stands for behind the scenes in 2026. So I'm looking forward to hearing those. We've got music from Chili Peppers. Food Fighters as well, let's kit things off with Arctic Monkeys.

Radio next. Danny Wallace. Senior listener Steve from Mid Wales has been in touch. Good luck today,

great leader. My cold partner Vicky would usually be demanding I do DIY jobs, but she's away today,

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