The Important Broadcast Module 416: There's No Fenugreek
Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast
Global
4.8 • 594 Ratings
🗓️ 25 January 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
The Great Leader is a great provider. When it comes to his family, he only gives... This week he prepared yet another nutritious meal for them and he's here to tell you all about it. Plus, Steve goes for 2 out of 2 with successful, heart-of-the-issue text topics... Will he be successful?
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This week's podcast is dedicated to Mr Barrett & Year 9.
Thank you.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a Global Player Original podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | Danny Wallace. |
| 0:08.0 | May I introduce this podcast? |
| 0:12.0 | Yes, you may. |
| 0:13.4 | Why, it's very strange that you're often... |
| 0:15.8 | It's as though you're asking permission. |
| 0:18.0 | May I read? |
| 0:19.2 | May I introduce this podcast? To whom or from whom are you asking |
| 0:23.5 | permission? That's a very, very good point, Joe. Yeah, it's like he, it's like he's kneeling to us. |
| 0:29.8 | No, no, it isn't. No, it is. No, it is still behind him. No. When I say, may I, it's not, it's a polite, I'm British. |
| 0:40.0 | So it's a polite way of saying, my house, my rules. |
| 0:44.6 | May I read, yeah. |
| 0:45.8 | Take your shoes off. |
| 0:47.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.7 | Start polishing the banisters with a toothbrush that I told you explicitly to bring with you. |
| 0:53.8 | Yeah, it's like you're going, can you please clean the banisters with a toothbrush? Yes. But we all know it's not a question. It's not a question. I washed my walls yesterday. With what and when and why? I'd sort of, because the dog... Blood spatter? No, God, no. No, the dog had come home from a walk. Sputum. |
| 1:11.5 | No, the dog had come home from a walk. |
| 1:13.6 | It was wet. The walk, not the dog, I wouldn't call him it. And you rubbed the dog on the wall? No, he did a shake. What of the man of you? You did one of those dog shakes. Wait, you cleaned the wall with your wet dog. No, gosh. Are I misunderstanding? |
| 1:25.9 | How absurd! |
| 1:26.7 | Spit it out! |
| 1:27.5 | Beastly man! |
| 1:28.8 | The dog was wet, he did a big muddy shake on the wall, so I thought, well, I'll give that a wash. Yeah. I'll give that a wash. But when you start washing the walls, when you start paying attention. It's addictive. We realize that they're a grimy place. They're terrible. |
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